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More like vanilla on Jello
Looks like dessert, tastes like Grandpa.
We call it the “Hot Fudge ‘n Curmudgeon”.
Just don’t swallow.
A cup opf suger should do the trick
Ingredients: 70% pure alcohol, 25% coffee powder and 5% jelly. Ideal for the bitter adult who wants to crash.
Bitter Beer flvoured jellies for the adult taste.
@Fat Kenny. Madam. I am not a scurrilous curmudgeon. I am a highly scurried one. (Winston Churchill)
Jennen Garofolo”s favorite dessert.
♪ A wee bit odf sugar makes the bitter cup go down,
The bitter cup go down,
In a mostly spiteful way♫
It’s the One Goh Special.
Me: I can’t eat this cafe jelly.
Waiter: Because it’s too bitter?
Me: Because there’s no spoon.
My waitress was an English Major
That’s not Ice Cream, it’s curdled milk. It leaves a sour taste in your mouth that perfectly accentuates the tastes of spite and jealously, AKA unsweetened cocoa.
Everyone on our wait staff just went through a messy divorce.
Also try our Snow Crash Cafe jelly of the taste of a jaded youth.
The distinctive taste of shattered dreams and toasted drinks
Mom, YUCK . . . The jelly tastes like a cafe!
Served by my ex wife.
I was promised jelly on top of the vanilla. I knew I shouldn’t of gotten my hopes up.
From Prince Hamlet’s Jelly Kingdom. Franchises available in your area now!
when you taste it, you’ll feel like a bitter adult
Brings back fond memories of travel in Asia. Their various weird ices and jello concoctions were a good excuse to get off the crowded streets for a bit. This black coffee jello looks like a nice way to cool down and get some caffeine at the same time. Certainly better than the hot tea and toast in those Tokyo cafes.