Engrish.com
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Then it is fine.
My friends like to stare…
posted on 30 Jul 2012 in Clothing
Photo courtesy of Bill Hickey.
T-shirt found in Gifu, Japan.
(132 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading...-
Newsletter - Be the Sign Up!
Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer
© 1999 - 2024 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
© 1999 - 2024 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
More like leery eyes
A t-shirt you can’t trust.
Half asleep? What’s the other half doing?
I’m not staring at your chest. It is staring at me.
My beady eyes glitter in the sockets of my fleshless skull. MMMHAA
HAAAH HAA HAAAH!!
Warning: this T-shirt may induce sleepwalking.
Awww you’re so cute when you’re leering
A T-shirt celebrating the the various qualities of hamsters?
sounds like my last boyfriend
Don’t get out of bead today.
Yeah, I’m bustling with activity – even though I’m half asleep.
I only have friends with beady eyes. So, if your eyes are cubical, GTFO.
Beady eyes bustling with activity? That explains the rattling noises in your head.
@Sparky. The half that isn’t sleeping is bustling with activity, but it’s doing a half-assed job.
I vote for the hamster theory. Only “dreamlike” does not really fit. Never seen a dreamlike hamster.
An active bustle will win you many loving friends.
Approved by the hamster next to the Engrish.com logo, may her eyes be forever as beady as her necklace. Heavens!
Must be a phys ed shirt from one on those “alternative education” schools.
I went to the rival college of Sweaty Palms since I couldn’t handle the pace of Beady Eyes.
Don’t sit there dreamlike and half-asleep, put some hustle in your bustle !
Hello 911? My shirt is stalking me!
GIVE HIM A THOUSSAND LASHES Mr. cHRISTIAN!
“Good God Captain! What would I do with a thousand lashes? I’ve only got little beady eyes.”
If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now . . .