Instructions for the Naughty Palace

Any disease forbid to play, but not person with disease?

When visiting the Naughty Place in the Naughty Palace, don’t touch with airplane and flying saucer! That would be stupid disease!

@stevieyredwings: If you really want to catch stupid disease, the best way is to major in any subject whose second word is “Studies”, then subscribe to HuffPo and the Daily Beast. But you’ve probably got the virus if you take CNN or MSNBC seriously.

NAUGHTY PALACE administrator, you got everybody worried of your rules! RESIGN NOW !!!!!!!

I also tell my husband when we’re on vacation, stop throwing with your balls. Use your hands dammit!!!!!

Guns, artillery, flying saucers, and airplanes…what kind of playground is this?

i hav stupyd dizeez. can i enta pleez

I’ll only do impractical jokes

Feel free be naughty, though?

Aparantly there is a Neverland Ranch in Cambodia also.

Aren’t numbers 9 and 10 related?

The Naughty Palace…AKA The Penn State Locker Room…

Do not be naughty in the Naughty Palace.

…But the natives can do as they like, of course.

WARNING: Has pedobears

I know too many people with Stupid Disease…