Can I get that without Ted?

Can I get that without Ted?

posted on 21 Jul 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Macro-fish lens?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Luckily, ass does not belong to Ted.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

A donkey and a bear, what more can you ask for

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

After the beef mountain you’ll surely need the recuperation charcoal pebble…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The beef mountain not,
Yet the pebble pot;
Boiled rice with ass
Or ted mixtures….. with grass?

Well, it’s poetry when you’ve smoked enough grass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Asses to asses, dust to dust. Roast in pieces!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Hmmm! Boiled rice with ass. Come here, honey, and let me spread this sticky white Asian grain dish all over your silky butt.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

After eating the boiled rice with ass (or ted), you’ll need the full regimen of Recuperation Pebbles.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Marine products iron plate.” In my country we call them “ships”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’ll have the Rehab Beef. I’m on a low-ass diet.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Marine products? Is that the seafood version of meat by-products?

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Ah, the Koreans, masters in the fine art of macro fish-baking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ DrLex: Samsung?

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
11 years ago

mmmmmmmmm… sounds musky.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
11 years ago

I’d always wondered what had happened to that convention of Teds held in Seoul.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

What if I ask for Ted’s ass? Do I get a beef mountain instead?

larry/martha rippere
larry/martha rippere
11 years ago

roast meat kimchi beef. We say “you are in deep kimchi!” Same stuff???

RT
RT
11 years ago

Ass and Ted’s Not-So-Excellent Adventures

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Tell That to The Marines!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

None of our dishes cross the 50th parallel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@ Pectolatra: What you and Ted do in privacy is your business. 😛

PeeBee
PeeBee
11 years ago

What a coincidence. Octopus Iron Plate is my Kung-Fu name.

Toiletman
Toiletman
11 years ago

I hope that does not refer to ted Bundy…

coffeebot
11 years ago

Try the automotive broth

b.
b.
11 years ago

Hey, Why’s the bathroom locked? Oh, that’s just Ted! He’s in there making fresh beef mountain!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@ Toiletman: I don’t think so. It’s a long time since Ted Bundy’s ass was in stir……….. fry. 😉

DECMATH
DECMATH
11 years ago

Seafood green is … you don’t want to know. But pan fried with onions, it’s dee-lish!

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Ted takes one for the team.

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

Mommy! Can I have a plate of Octopus Iron?

slipstick
slipstick
11 years ago

Can I get a beef mountain that HAS become pebble please?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Marine products broth. I think that means “fish soup”, but I’m suddenly back in the choke-‘n-puke at MCRD San Diego. Oorah.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Jeffrey Dahmer prefers the ted mixtures.

hpcharlie
hpcharlie
11 years ago

Marine products – I’m picturing the waiter bringing a plate of anchor, oil drum, old depth charge…

Valerie
Valerie
10 years ago

Damnit, Ted! I told you to stick with the group!

bryan morgan
bryan morgan
3 years ago

Just the Ted white meat please

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