Instructions for the Naughty Palace

Instructions for the Naughty Palace

posted on 20 Jul 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Sara Bradford.
Sign outside of a playground in Cambodia. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Administrator of the Naughty Place.
My idea of a dream job.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Even in the naughty palace the fun police are active.

Jewels
Jewels
11 years ago

What about machetes? Forbid also?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The Stupid Disease — We can find a cure. — Give today.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Just remember that the head protrudes and don’t slip from the tube. The rest will come naturally.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

It’s not only tourists; I don’t know anyone who can throw with the balls.

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

I’m with stupid (disease).

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Hey, I can’t help being long in the tube! I was born this way.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

What, no poking in the eyes with a howitzer? This place is not my idea of fun. The guy who made those rules must have stupid disease.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Knives are forbidden. Guns are allowed. In other words, strict enforcing of the rule “do not bring a knife to a gunfight”.

El Franko Burnzo
El Franko Burnzo
11 years ago

Anybody remember “Holliday in Cambodia” by the Dead Kennedys?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

Or, how to scar your kids for life.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
11 years ago

It is important for parents to guide children under four when playing with the gun and artillery. Their aim isn’t very good at that age. No sissy laser tag for these kids. One of the benefits of having a lot of surplus military gear.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

The naughty palace? Kate and William must be having another one of their wild parties.

El Franko Burnzo
El Franko Burnzo
11 years ago

We are not going to Jerry Sanduski’s amusment park.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Forbid stool, urine, AND spit? Man, playgrounds aren’t nearly as much fun as they were when I was a kid.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

ET – Stay Home.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
11 years ago

Which civilization language should we use? How about ancient Sumerian?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Spit in everywhere? So much everywhere, so little time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I needed time to stop laughing, so my comment is a bit late today. Besides, I also experienced a minor incontinence, thus I apologize.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Should I delete my shoes if there’s nobody logged in as an administrator?!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

And watch those naughty bits.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I spit everywhere, but there’s still a lot of urine…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Waitaminute… these aren’t instructions, they’re rules!
Where are the instructions on being naughty?

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

I used the forbid to quarrel with ex wife..didn’t work!

El Franko Burnzo
El Franko Burnzo
11 years ago

You can’t fix stupid disease.

krysto4
krysto4
11 years ago

How would you know if you have stupid disease…?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

All your shoes are belong to the administrator.

vineclimber
vineclimber
11 years ago

You’re not allowed have a stupid disease? I guess politicians (and possibly their kids) can’t play here!

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
11 years ago

Those with stupid disease are permitted to make sign, though

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
11 years ago

Not sure if these are the instructions for a playground or a whore house

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Do not touch the Flying Saucer. Offenders will be abducted and never returned.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

So many instructions for just one tourist?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Sorry, but my artillery just protruded from the surface…

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
11 years ago

Instruction nr.1: The naughty palace is only for the foot fetishists…

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Well, at least they tell you to do some practical jokes. Hang on while I get my whoopee cushion and the rubber spiders. And I forbid anyone who gets pranked to quarrel with me!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago
Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

“I can’t go to school today, mom. I’m sick.”
“What is it?”
“Uh, I think it’s a cold.”
“Oh please, what a stupid disease! Get out of bed now!”

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Obey the naughty palace’s safe navigation: use a condom.

stevieyredwings
11 years ago

What is stupid disease, and how does one go about catching it?

Timo
Timo
11 years ago

Take off your shoes, put down your knife, enter the naughty palace and protrude your head through the “ball pool.” Sounds like my kinda place to spend the weekend!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Forget Massage Parlors. The Naughty Palace will transport to places of delight, that you could never imagine.

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

3. Impractical jokes permitted

Jael
Jael
11 years ago

Make sure to stop by the gift shop where you can get your own Naughty Palace Mascot Memorabilia.

Circus Pedo Bear hats
Circus Pedo Bear T-shirts
Circus Pedo Bear Plushie now with 5 pull string quotes.

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
11 years ago

@krysto4, if you have to ask..

I’m just kidding

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

Sure i have seen this one before, or something very similar. What are they trying to say with ‘the naughty place’?

coffeebot
11 years ago

You can lead a kid to playground but you can’t make him play

Casey
Casey
11 years ago

Everything about this cracked me up!! I want to go to the naughty place!

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun.

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

The gun and artillery are for Naughty Palace defend against the flying saucer, airplane, and tourist throwing with the balls.

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