Honorlfic guest:

Does the Wu Mao hotel have a red light.

we welcome all crazies to pleasure us with their honorific presence.

Well, I recon they got a place for my Stetson there…

They had me at “warm and fragrant”. I hate it when I get a cold craze-line.

Oh well, no thanks, I wlll never vlslt thls hotel ln my llfe

Photo courtesy of Montgomery Lion? Are cartoon characters sending in pix now? Hmm. On further thought, Monty Lion is probably related to Monty Python. Guess it ain’t easy bein’ him!

The hotel is named after the loud cries of joy one hears from other rooms during the night.

I’m honorled

That craze-line makes guests of this hotel truly honorlfic!

Terrlfic serviceitem, but does it include mental care?

What were the numbers again I have to press for the outside line?

Yeehaw! My foot and health care could use a good bathing.

Let’s see…which foot should I bathe today?

Definitely a “love hotel”… a warm and fragrant one too.

If you don’t have much money, you’ll get the cold and stinky craze-line.

Howdy to our Cowboy Outfit!

They had me at “Howdy” !

I prefer being ‘Tenerific Guest’. Cheers!

You had me at “Honorific Guest”. Priceless!

Do you have comb the hair?

Just call the craze-line.

Your gracious presence might be a tad too risqué for me!

Call me craze, but I like this place!

Howdy Pardner! Welcome y’all go into the Wu Mao Hotel!

Hello, is this the Wu Mao craze-line?
Yes, I’d like to enquire about your gracious presence.

Why is the crazy-line warm and fragrant?
So that when welcome go into, it romantic.

What else is worse inside this hotel????

I should ask, but I’d rather gracious presence.

Silly southern greeting.

I’ve heard about them recreational houses and them Chinese cowboys that hang out there. Wu wu! indeed.