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posted on 26 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries
Photo courtesy of Fiona Ponikwer.
Found in Ulan Bataar, Mongolia.
(243 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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And I thought my bad hairdo was a result of an earthquake…
Owned by Edward Scissorhands.
Sister outlet = Vapourise intimate waxing salon
Must be the shampoo
The name pretty much defines an average hair salon.
Yes…destroy them all!
“Crush, kill, destroy.” Repeat,
Just a trim, I have an Apocalypse coupon
How d’ye want your haircut, punk?
“How do you like my hair?”
“It looks like you had it destroyed.”
Beauty isn’t a destination, it’s a journey … into the deepest levels of Hell.
Beauty is in the eye of the cross-hairs.
Beauty is only skin deep. We can show you.
It’s not enough that you destroy hair, but my beauty too?
Beauty is as beauty does. Takes no prisoners, leaves no survivors.
So, is this the official salon of Santa Destroy from No More Heroes?
Barber, just keep it easy and simple. Destroy my hair.
Be Different, Be Bald and Ugly!
Des and Troy could never figure out why they never got any business.
I think that’s why they put those white bars over windows.
“How much hair would you like to be destroyed this time, madam?”
Named after Destroyovsky, the doyen of hairdressers.
Sounds like what Genghis Khan would have said to his horde.
I get it. The shop is made of Cashmere not bricks or cement.
Talk about a bad hair day!
Wimps need not apply.
Blonde’s paradise : Destroy hair and beauty saloon
No wonder everyone walks out of this salon with an Afro hair.
They use “Wash and Go” followed by a blunt razor!
Welcome, terrorists! Jihad specials today!
We don’t use hairdryers. We use flamethrowers.
The salon is just a front business for the Dalek invasion.
I’ll not gonna go to that salon again. I swear, it’s a disaster!
This is a salon from No More Heroes
To be fair, as a franchise this would do very well in Los Angeles. Tell me I’m wrong, LA folks. Hollywood Blvd at Cahuenga should be the first salon location! Everyone under 30 would go there!
The preferred choice of Atilla the Hun, because even ruthless and uncivilized barbarians need to look their best as they conquer and plunder!
The Mongols are the only exception.