Steamed with our pleasure

Steamed with our pleasure

posted on 6 Apr 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Kuhn.
Menu found in Busan, South Korea. 

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Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
11 years ago

With belly button cheese as an appetizer.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Oh look, it comes with a side order of crabs!

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Is that my dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

If the cook seems to walk in a funny way, it is because someone ordered the crotch steamed dish earlier.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Always hot and steaming

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

I hear it’s a long slow process with lots of foreplay involved.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

I wouldn’t be seen ordering that in pubic.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
11 years ago

And how about some fried lice?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Okay, now I’m really steamed.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

The cook is probably wearing hotpants…

nyuk
nyuk
11 years ago

i’d like a side of burning ass to go along with my steaming crotch, thank you

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

They mean ‘fish’… right?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

This is why you don’t put the Home Ec teacher in charge of the abstinence program.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Officially recommended, confirmed, approved and not being eaten by Mr. Gumby and the Ministry of Silly Walk.

Su
Su
11 years ago

I’m just glad it’s not steamed crotch.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Meatballs? You might say that.

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Depending on the cook’s gender, your preference and your desperation, that can be really hot I suppose.

Christian
Christian
11 years ago

I wonder if they bring the water for the tea to the boil…

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
11 years ago

Waiter, there’s a hair in my Crotch Steamed Dish.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

If you think that’s bad, you should see how the waitress warms up the Hotdogs.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

If the Japanese traditionally ate Sashimi off a naked woman, I guess the Koreans are entitled to their own perversions.

Juleecm1
Juleecm1
11 years ago

Pubic hairs on the side.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Serving size may vary.

Hugh
Hugh
11 years ago

We only use all natural juices

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

All of our crotches have been steamed at one time or another!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

It’s called Crotch Steamed Dish because that’s where it always lands if the waiters spill it on you.

Ange Wallace
Ange Wallace
11 years ago

Extra crotch seasoning in hot weather. Nice and be salty for your pleasure!

LD Ablo
LD Ablo
11 years ago

I know the chef has the hots for me,but this is ridiculous.

Lol
Lol
11 years ago

… what were they TRYING to say??
Usually it’s pretty obvious, but this has me stumped.

DuncanDonuts
DuncanDonuts
11 years ago

THIS is why they invented athletic cups.

pijo
pijo
11 years ago

crotch steamed? a crotch so hot it boil water and steam the dish

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Waiter, there’s a soup in your fly

Brenda Treagan
Brenda Treagan
11 years ago

Oh good something to go along with my butt fried appetizer

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

havent you heard of a microwave??????

TripleU
TripleU
11 years ago

For our assteamed guests

Someguy
Someguy
11 years ago

We guarantee… It’s hot as balls.

Casey
Casey
11 years ago

Beware of the yeast infection!

Dennis
Dennis
11 years ago

Try our ass-boiled cuisine!

PJ
PJ
11 years ago

You know it’s cooked through when the juices run clear.

hpcharlie
hpcharlie
11 years ago

My Korean wife still says “crouch” instead of “crotch” even though her English is good. At least she doesn’t reverse them the other way.

Razvan
Razvan
10 years ago

Warning: this dish may contain traces of nuts.

froog
froog
9 years ago

“Waiter, if you allow me, I think I’d take a look on how my crotch-steamed dish is prepared…”

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