My new best friend…

I just feel warm all over

I’m tickled semi-pink.

The first notepad designed exclusively for ‘Letters to Penthouse’

But don’t let your pen get jealous

Does that mean it will do my homework FOR me?

I’d rather double-check when it reports my feelings to my boss, just in case. Especially on a pink sheet.

♫ I found a pink pad underneath a tree
And started reading about me
The words began to stick and tears to flow
The reporting now was clear to see
The love it jotted down was for someone else not me… ♫

“Alright Report Pad, you know the drill. Write my wife some mushy straight-from-the-heart crap for our anniversary next week. I’ll be in the next room watching the game. Thanks, buddy.”

Oh crud… it just wrote me a suicide note.

Prototype for IPad.

Sounds lie something the Weasley brothers would sell.

I think a coach using a pink notepad, would raise a few eyebrows in the dressing room..

Tried writing a journal but my pad kept weeping

This reporting pad might also be trying to stab you in the back with a pencil if you hurt its feelings.

What happens when it’s not wonderful?

@Sparky: Then it’s a total write-off!

I want one in green to write break-up notes.

…but does it write wonderful angry feelings about assholes?

Wonderful writing feelings ? Maybe, but I AM running low on toilet paper.