The luxurious flower shedding

It must be a dam.

Product this peculiar overlengthy explanation it is actually just bucket full of acetone design to cause quickly flowers shed their petals and effectively wither in luxurious fashion.

I failed to prevent rivers from overflow and my apartment became a peculiar overlengthy mangroove.

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Preventing rivers from overflow…
Ha ha!

I can’t afford that kind of luxurious shedding. It’s beyond my affordability.

To think of all the time and money wasted by civil engineers building dams and levees when all you really need is a couple of these watering cans.

Is this like defloration?

Luxury isn’t what it used to be.

Shedding luxurious petals or pollen, I suppose . . .

♫ I fear rivers overflowin’ …
I see troubles on the way.
There’s an overlengthy groove on the rise. ♫

Stops rivers from overflowing, tides from coming in, and turns back tidal waves. It stands for truth, justice, and the american way of life.

All is not lost, the bloke writing this, was paid by the word.

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Prevents rivers from overflowing but ONLY when watering flowers. Do not stop watering the flowers or disaster will occur!

Recommended by Emperor Cuzco.

because Ostentatious Dead-Heading wouldn’t fit the package

I prevent rivers from overflowing. Kneel before me, mortal, for I am the god of luxurious flower shedding!

I hope this isn’t TOO luxurious. I can’t afford $10,000 to keep my daisies from shredding.

Groovy.

On the product…is the picture of the same product…

I’d like to turn in this watering can, it doesn’t work…. Did I read the instructions?…”Effective when watering flowers”…. OH! I have to WATER the flowers for the watering can to work! Silly me!

I have two cats that shed luxuriously, and that’s enough. 🙂

The watering sprayer is the picture of another watering sprayer…
SPRAYERCEPTION!

Just the thing for my luxurious potting shed

dam! dam! dam!
dam! dam! dam!
dam! dam! dam!

Now to get a goverment contract to sell these to FEMA. I’m gonna be RICH I tells ya!

@jjhitt. I knew a lady who had that problem too. So .That is what they call the operation?

Shed your flowers and become overlenghthy? OK, I’m in the groove!

♪ If it keeps on rainin’, shedding’s goin’ to break… ♪

‘Twas brillig and the slithy toove
Did gyre and gimble o’er
The peculiar and lengthy groove.

I can only afford the economy flower shedding model, which sadly only comes with an underlengthy groove which won’t reach to my flowering shrubs.