Change we can believe in

Change we can believe in

posted on 22 Feb 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

If they truly had faith, they wouldn’t have padlocked the box…

Photo courtesy of NC.
Found in Agra, India. 

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

I’ll bight, whats in the box,

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

I don’t have any change but I love Jesus.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

I didn’t know Rick Santorum’s speech writers were Indian

SF
SF
12 years ago

Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in Engrish.
And they were all amazed and wondered, saying one to another, Behold, what the hell are they meaning? Is the Holy Spirit using Google translation?
— Acts of the Apostles —

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

The still small voice that says: LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!

DrLex
DrLex
12 years ago

My own personal Jesus for only two cents!

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

The problem with the Type 30 TARDIS was that the door only locked from the outside.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

I’m sorry, but my Don’t Worry Jesus is broke.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

♫ Jesus just left Agra and he’s bound for New Delhi.. ♫

Dervrak
Dervrak
12 years ago

Don’t worry Jesus for Change.

Ask Zeus instead, he’s the go to guy for change.

Pedro
Pedro
12 years ago

Dear friend,

Jesus love you long time.
Cash Only!
Don’t worry Jesus for change.

Best Wishes,

Jesus Wang, Male Escort

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

“You or Love Me!” — is this another one of those abstinence programs?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
12 years ago

“Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they wrote.”

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

Could Jesus make a box so tightly locked even he couldn’t escape from it?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

Okay, I’ll go bother Buddha for some spare rupees, dude.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

Love you or love me? Hmmm. Depends on how many margaritas I’ve had.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Don’t ever change, Jesus.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
12 years ago

Don’t worry, I’m sure it would take Jesus to understand all this Indiaglish (!!)

Michael
Michael
12 years ago

Hey, ‘Don’t Worry Jesus’!
Can you hear me in there?
This is ‘Jesus For Love’ and I’m with ‘Love Me’
Will you come out if we give you a nickel?

Classic Steve
12 years ago

Could Jesus please change this text?

abohemiansrhapsody
12 years ago

♫Ch-ch-ch-changes

Turn and face the strange! ♫

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

Jesus for love, is you?? I didn’t know I was Jesus.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

@Algernon. What’s in the box. Elemeentary my dear sir….CHANGE.

iLock
iLock
12 years ago

More confusing than the language of the bible.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

Hah! Krishna gives you crisp, new, 100 Rupee notes..

sparky
sparky
12 years ago

But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, the went to the box, taking the spices which they had prepared. And they found the padlock removed from the box. Jesus had taken the change and ascended to another world. Happy Easter.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

OH JESUS! I haven’t got any &#@*& Parking Meter change!

Jøsh
Jøsh
12 years ago

Don’t worry Jesus I can change! For loves you! You or loves me?

GwydionM
GwydionM
12 years ago

Dogs found worrying Jesus will be shot by the sheep

YJ
YJ
12 years ago

Love can be double standard.

Tom P.
Tom P.
12 years ago

… Ruke 3:16

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
12 years ago

Since George Harrison converted to Hinduism, does all of India (including Christians) love The Beatles now? Sounds like they have been playing Beatles records backwards for inspiration…

sloanstar
sloanstar
12 years ago

so what am I supposed to put in the box?

Julie
Julie
12 years ago

Don’t worry Jesus for change. If you’re going to bother him, ask for at least a five.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago

“What, Jesus worry?”

Daniel Maddux
Daniel Maddux
12 years ago

For so world so God loved …

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