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Don’t forget the wesps
posted on 5 Dec 2011 in Signs
Watch that stenger!
Photo courtesy of Christine Valerio.
Found in Japan.
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Idiots! That is clearly a wesp!
And a meen lerking bee it is too.
It is misspelling of a sign.
The Denger Corporation has managed to extract the cautions of a bee and sell them in jars. Denger tastes best on toast or with sweet desserts.
But it still loves its honey.
Beeware!
Part II: Some more Cautions of a Bee:
Don’t sting unless absolutely necessary
Avoid insecticides & spiders webs
Don’t fall into ponds or swimming pools
Smoke will make you sleepy
If you smell smoke, someone is probably trying to steal your honey
Protect the queen at all costs
Stay tuned for Part III. And coming up later our new rom-com: ‘Confessions of a Butterfly’, followed by the dark & compelling mini series: ‘Vices of a Ladybird’
It is also meanings of:
‘Donger’ – it is cautions of AIDS
‘Dunger’ – it is cautions of rust
NOTE: ‘Danger’ is an exception – it is cautions of itself!
Don’t mess with me, honey!
Hey ROVIO, got Engry Birds?
Denger is my middle name.
-A- bee, singular? It’s another one of those giant Japanese rogue insects.
Hmm, looks more like a baa to me…
Don’t worry-Mothra will protect us.
It is cover of a Moody Bees album.
And watch out for the YellowJecket, too!
Rodney Dengerfield approves this disrespectful spelling.
I guess he didn’t win the spelling Bee.
I think it’s an Efrican keller bee!
For warning! A stenger!
A Bee is a Bee,
Of course of course,
Unless its a horse,
Of course of course.
A Bee is a Bee,
You see you see,
Unles its a Horse,
Of course of course.
Sigh….Oh for an EDIT button.
– It is questions of a bee: to be or not to bee?
– Well… it has to bee!
Denger! Will Robinsen!
It put the bee in the besket.
-RUN! It is cautions of a bee!
-Wait… before we run we have to figure out what it actually means,
what is it?
It must be a sheep, they meant cautions of a baa.
Soylent Yellow is cautions of a bee!
Bee cautious of flying insects with needles.
it’s dengerous to go alone!
A Bee has a lot of cautions, it is so dengerous!
It puts the lotion on its skin.
It’s the dreaded Polistes dengerensis japonica
Chinese Health Dept…”How do we warn the population about the risks of ingesting honey?”
Intern…”Hello Honey Bee dolls?”