Sorry, Mr. Tojo.

Sorry, Mr. Tojo.

posted on 17 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Suicide bombers will be asked to leave unexploded.

Photo courtesy of Amrish Nagessersing.
Found at a club in Suhou, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Hari Kari or plane flying.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

The person who mean to slip our country are also known as the slippery, and as we all know the slippery are very crafty.

Dangevin
Dangevin
11 years ago

Do you run with the Jets, the Sharks, or the Buddhists?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Advice for not properly person:

1. Take a minor
2. Slip the country carefully (like Dalai Lama, Zen, Mr. Smith etc).

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

I bet an american alcoholic dwarf who lived in Afghanistan for some time, is pro-Tibet, has an uncle who fought at the Pacific in the WW II, and whose grandfather was ill at the beginning of the 20th century would be instantly killed!!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

Signs have been proven to be great anti-terrorism measure.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Club Forbid, where it’s not so good to be KING.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The Dalai Lama and I were just hanging out, having a few beers, checking out the chicks and they asked us to leave.
The nerve.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Somebody set up us the Dalai Lama.”
“What you say.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Our Club Forbid These Person Come”
Is this a disco or a premature ejaculation clinic?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

I love how bad dress sense rates higher than terrorism & war crimes

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

“It’s OK, officer, I’m used to it. I drive this way all the *hic* time.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Osama and Saddam were kicked out when they were found to be the masterminds behind 911

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Santa couldn’t join. He insists on coming once each year.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Is that “Asia Minor” or “Asian Minor” ?

Dervrak
Dervrak
11 years ago

The Dalai Lama, Tojo and Osama Bin Laden walk into a Tokyo bar. The bartender says, “Hey! Can’t you read! We don’t serve your kind here.” So the Dalai Lama says…uhhh… sorry… I forgot the punch line…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Okay, so where is the entrance to the Dalai Lama clique? I hear they have the hottest babes there.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

KING not allowed? But . . . but . . . he had a dream!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

We only serve drunks in this bar. Get those designated drivers out of here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Everyone else, please feel yourself at home.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Dolly the Lamma was sure it was a case of mistaken identity.

SF
SF
11 years ago

Looks like US visa forms.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

NOTE: Engrish persons are asked not to read this sign – sick sense of humor must not be allowed.

Josiah
Josiah
11 years ago

Well I think that just about covers everybody

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Also:

– We expect the Spanish Inquisition to be properly dressed. No horhe!
– Swimming persons must know at sea and are not allowed to swim if the water is not so deep
– Enemas are asked not to slip and to apologize for the possible incontinence
– You are asked to turn off your phone before entering

PS: If you are a sexy, please feel yourself at home. You must be satisfied!

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

I’m not a terrorist..I am “The person with inibility for peace!”

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: We weren’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

coffeebot
11 years ago

The person write the caption

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Former terrorists and former drug dealers are allowed. But war criminals and drunk drivers are never forgiven.

S Tran
S Tran
11 years ago

OMG! I laughed so hard after reading all these comments that I almost busted a rib. Btw, Are those Falong Gong cult members allowed in this club?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
11 years ago

Let’s not slip the country. Split it, you moron!

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

@Chris:
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition

RT
RT
11 years ago

i followed gaddafi’s twitter account… does that mean i can’t go in?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

They had to 86 the Dalai Lama after that he got in fight with Pope and they tore the place up.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ Chris & @ DrZos: But still, everybody keeps mentioning the Spanish Inquisition!

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

TSA could learn from this club. They are have successful method for identifying of terrorism person.

J
J
11 years ago

No_littering_on_Death_Island._Punishable

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Is it all right if I get a bit aroused, but don’t come?

blr
blr
11 years ago

What if I’m not used to drive after drink? Can I come, then!!

Earl G.
11 years ago

Only person who MANUFACTURE drugs allowed.

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

You can’t trust those Japanese War Criminal groupies.

pete
pete
11 years ago

whatt he hell is hini virus? xxD

Des
Des
11 years ago

@pete: It’s actually h1n1 virus, not hini.

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

Thank God I only have HIV

Strazdas
Strazdas
10 years ago

no dalai lama allowed

Jamesisfred
Jamesisfred
10 years ago

No wonder drug trafficers get confused!

:D
:D
10 years ago

I sliped on China again?!?! Darn it!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Out. You too, Elvis.

Murmur1
Murmur1
10 years ago

Homeland Security. It’s the law!

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