Wanna see my dream?

So it’s not a gun in your pocket then.

But the nightmare was instantaneous !

Some of Dr King’s less enthusiastic followers took a little longer to get on the bandwagon.

If the dream lasts for more than four hours, call Dr Freud..

… and then it was instantly killed by the alarm clock.

But the sense of style has retreated exponentially

Hmm…I wonder what he’s compensating for.

This shirt is not something to be embarrassed about. It happens to lots of people on public transportation.

It’s been my experience that guys almost always exaggerate the actual size of their, ahem, “dreams”. As a general rule of thumb, whatever a guy claims the size of his, ahem, “dream” is, subtract about 2 inches off of that.

Does that mean it was a wet dream?

Sure, HIS dream keeps growing. His parents’ dream: that he will eventually move out of their basement, find gainful employment, and attract a member of the opposite sex, dies a little bit more with each passing day.

It’s because I’ve grown up gradually as well.

… up.

The shirt-reading public has gradually lost interest.

…because the reality has gradually shrunk.

My dream grew faster that your dream, nyahnyah.

Dare to dream… slowly.

stop daydreaming on the train

…so bizarre that here I am, a 52-year-old German housewife in Berlin, riding on a train somewhere in Japan, in a young man’s body, lusting after that young thing that just got on. Problem is I can’t tell if that’s a “he” or a “she.” So what’s WITH Japanese youth these days!?

Please, somebody pinch me!

Well, the universe IS expanding…

Don’t want the dream to grow too fast. It might hurt someone.

“I can haz a dream?”

I know its stupid but had to do it.

It’s a level three dream… It’s called engrishception!!

Some of Obama’s Japanese faithful are still holding on.

A more conservative interpretation of Dr. King.

Ewww, gross!