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Tight Dependence Engrish.
Hmm.. Chickens really can fry.
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Guarantee to hit chicken-flirting husband 100% of the time.
A flying Pan… could it be Peter Pan?
Just the thing for your non stick chicken
One of Mary Poppins’s flying accessories.
If your fly(ing pan) is open, someone might see the wooden handle.
If you like a certain flying pan, you should stick to it. Oh wait, …..
Now I can fly a duck!
You gotta wok before you can fly.
It’s great for French Flies.
Is this a variation on the Flisbee?
Preferred by stereotypical angry wives everywhere!
Politically incorrect rumor has it that this is how they name babies.
I wondered why Mom’s flying pan was getting bigger and bigger… and then it hit me.
(Shamelessly plagerized from Ghost08 in a past flying pan post.)
Out of the flying pan, into the stratosphere
TGI Flyday
Caution: In case of hard disk flying please use a file extinguisher.
From Area 51
You haven’t seen it, you’ve got to see it, it has wings.
Sure kids, you can get your lunch to go today….
The carpet is still a more comfortable ride.
Also try our non-handle flying saucer.
Unidentified Frying Object
For clying out roud!
Keyway as distributed by Ali Baba’s 40 Distribution outlets… Be careful not to jump out of the flying pan into the file… and if you do land in the file make sure it’s under c for cooking!
Found in the Hogwarts kitchen.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a flying pan!
Comes extremely handy in case of break-ups and divorces!
So this is what they use to make “flied lice” with.
“I believe I can fry!”
Now equipped with wooden handle for greater velocity.
Order Flying pan now only for $19.95 all you have to do is pay for the production the pan flys to you for FREE.
(Note: consult your country’s military before ordering flying pan as it may be mistaken as an enemy aircraft. When flying pan is arriving to your home please get ready with a baseball glove. There is a 95% chance that the flying pan will hit your head.)
Alladin ? What now……… fer-gawds-sakes…. just let it be the carpet…
Turn Flying Pan into The Flyer …….
This is Rapunzel’s newest product from the movie Tangled!
That’s not a handle, it’s a gearshift!
Compatible with Aladdin’s flying carpet