I hate to say I told you so…

I hate to say I told you so…

posted on 21 Jun 2011 in Stationery

Inside:  “Just a matter of time my friend…”


Photo courtesy of Miko Hayashi.
Greeting card found in Shinjuku, Tokyo.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

The final caption under the horse shoe read ‘good luck with the court case’

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

Congratulations upon the announcement of your (strike out those which do not apply):

Wedding
New home
Regret
Massive argument
Pregnancy
Children
Impoverishment
Descent into alcoholism
Infidelity
Separation
Re-union
Violent outbursts
Messy Divorce
Financial ruin
Death

With Best Wishes (enter name here) ………………………

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Regrets, I’ve had a few.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Honesty in Greeting Cards — An idea whose time has come.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Manufactured by Woods and Weiner Inc. of USA

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

What did you say your name was again?

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Son, listen to me: it’s all fun with bells and hearts right now, but trust me: no horse shoe is gonna save you from this!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I could have had a V8….

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

With deepest sympathy on your wedding day…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

THIS IS HORRIBLE, UNFUNNY, OBJECTIONABLE AND IN POOR TASTE!
And my wife sometimes visits this site.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

You know what they say: Err in haste; repent at leisure. Then lose half your stuff and have bitter custody battles.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

It is strongly advised to regret BEFORE wedding!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

They never married. Probably because of that regretting card.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

I can’t wait for the next wedding invitation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

So don’t get married.

SF
SF
11 years ago

Marry one get a mother-in-law.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

So where’s the “Congratulations on Your Latest Divorce” card?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
11 years ago

BEST Engrish EVER!!!

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways….

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

From Hallmark’s “Happy Condolences” collection,

coffeebot
11 years ago

re: Haitian Divorce (Steely Dan)

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

It’s a wedding and divorce card all in one, saves the sender money and time.

Michael
Michael
11 years ago

The designer of this card should regret giving the horseshoe a turd brown color!

Raven X Corvinus
11 years ago

It was spotted in Japan.. I’m really not surprised

Raven X Corvinus
11 years ago

She told you she was a virgin, didn’t she?

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

Where’ya going mate? I’m going to get a new car for the wife.
Gee! i wonder what I could get for mine.

Cons19
Cons19
11 years ago

I’m stil ltrying to figure out what it was intending to say haha!

emily
emily
11 years ago

Sorry seems to be the hardest word ……

Meg
Meg
11 years ago

That’s what you get for not signing a prenuptial agreement…

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

I wish someone would have sent me this three wives ago.

noneofyourbusiness
noneofyourbusiness
10 years ago

Coming soon for Valentins Day… the ‘you’ll do’ card.
Perfect for lovebirds everywher!

Sue She
Sue She
10 years ago

That’s not a horse shoe but something it left behind.

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