Take it like a man…

Sounds all greek to me.

Is that soap?

The polite way to say “Take this key chain and shove it!”

And don’t cry!

At least they said please

those balls of chain are too much for me to handle

You’ll have to pay me substantially more than ¥157 to do that

Insert sausage here

Now you know why you need an Anti-Lady Killer Alarm.

Um, I think I’ll go to the store across the street.

Manufactured by BOHICA Accessories, LLC

…or “it beautifully uses it from the back”…

Pictures from the prison gift shop.

I bet you say that to all the girls

I did not think the Japanese were that ambidexterous.

Well okay, since you’re asking so nicely…

I just hope the key chain isn’t that big

“clean up on aisle 3…”

…Because we’re tired of always taking it on the chin!

The most polite rip off you’ll ever meet.

I just hope the key chain isn’t too rough

At least you could ask me if I swing that way! Boy, you don’t waste any time chatting someone up, do you?

If you have problem taking it from behind, please see our manager: Ben Dover.

I’ll take it from behind. Then I’ll put it on the front.

I will, but a reacharound wouldn’t be entirely unappreciated