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Tight Dependence Engrish.
For your key-keeping pocket attempt
posted on 5 Feb 2011 in Toys
Photo courtesy of Luke Dumaran.
Found in Korea.
(239 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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Available in all countries on the pack.
Whistles when touched
To avoid losing ladykiller, hand-pull the string and wrap around ladykiller. Alarm will sound if he tries to escape.
Hand pull style: when pulling a finger just isn’t enough.
It must be good, the alarm has been translated into American, Canadian, Australian, British, Icelandic, Malaysian, Peurto Rican, Romanian and a few other countries that I don’t recognize.
Anti-ladykiller. Losing, avoid. Story of my love life.
Anti-Ladykiller: because you never know when the ghost of Sir Alec Guiness may try to mug you.
3rd from bottom is Croatia – next to last – no clue…
Next to last is Dominican Republic. Bad place for Lady Killers.
Here-hand pull my finger.
Why does it have the Cold Stone Creamery logo on it’s stomach?
And they could have shortened it from “Anti Lady-Killer” to just “C*** Block”
Is this the alarm that will operate if I go on the balcony?
I had no idea a Gurdman was going to look like a Panda Puppy thing.
Screeches loudly when seductive and insincere men come close
Cold Stone Creamery Presents: Stone Cold Lady-Killers, the story of a multinational syndicate of polar bears, and the women who try to lose them. Rated JX for Alarming Hand-Pull Style and Gratuitous Engrish.
Thje bear would be sinister if this was in German, in Engrish he’s ludicrous.
They call me LadyKiller beca… AAAAAHHH MY EARS!
PedoBear’s vigilant cousin
I’d sure be alarmed if a good old hand-pull didn’t keep MY lady-killer in bed right next to me, where he belongs!
Is that a hand-pull style bear in your pocket or are you just alarmed to see me?
Please stop assaulting me while I figure out how this thing works…
DISCLAIMER: Not effective against lady-rapers.
Hand-pull style ?? Dude, I gave that up after my 14th birthday!!!
Hand-pull style ?? Isn’t that an oxymoron ??
If losing avoid is what it does, I’m in!
Only available in America, Canada, Australia, Iceland, Malaysia, UK, Romania, Croatia, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico. Ladies are in danger everywhere else.
Anti-Lady killer alarm. Available in Cold Stone Creamery.