Here’s hoping that you can cope…

Here’s hoping that you can cope…

posted on 12 Oct 2010 in Stationery

Photo courtesy of Celia.
Message attached to wedding present.
Apparently the message was rather prescient!

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Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

In other words “Celia, good luck with your groom of doom…….”

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

The inspiration Billy Idol was waiting to provide the title for his long-awaited reprise song: “Gloomy Wedding”

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

Anyway, I want to drink…

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! Snort!!!! Gurgle!!!

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

I suppose we can measure up the course of a marriage with a “Gloomsday Clock”?
😉

DrZos
DrZos
13 years ago

@jjhitt: Is this the 2nd wedding? Talk to the near staff, please.

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

Actually, I can understand the gloom.

Marriage is forever.

But you only get TWELVE YEARS for murder.

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

With time off for good behaviour also.

You don’t get that in a marriage.

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

When Celia met Klum
Working in a loom
In her private room
The flowers were in bloom.
But he can’t use a broom
He’s got his own chat room
Their love’s a state of gloom
They’re heading for their doom.

Rm
Rm
13 years ago

Who am I?
I Happy
Who is he?
He is the gloom..

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

Are you sure this gift didn’t come from Gomez and Morticia?

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

THE VIRAGO

To despair in deepest dudgeon,
In a gravity of gloom,
Awaiting the sensation,
Of a weird and wacky wedding,
With a bad and baleful bride,
With a pestilential Pastor,
In a cold and clammy church

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
13 years ago

A glock for him and zoloft for her

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

EDIT: By a pestilential Pastor,

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

So the marriage isn’t cheerful then.

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

Cheers…… NOT !

Jay
Jay
13 years ago

Well, I hope the blide was happy.

coffeebot
13 years ago

Happy Gloomsday! You shoulda seen the bachelor party… the Blide was NOT happy.

phoenixx
phoenixx
13 years ago

well they say love is blind and marriage is an institution… maybe they mean mental institute.

Gloria
Gloria
13 years ago

Deal Ceria, I don’t care much for your gloom! Yet I still wish you evely happiness!

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

“Oh my darling. How I’ve missed you.” she said.

Then she reloaded.

Julie Rice
Julie Rice
13 years ago

After they threw lice at the bride and gloom, the wedding party required much Kreenex for their many tears of joy.

emily2903
emily2903
13 years ago

In the presence of her gloom, Celia’s face blighten.

kitsune
kitsune
13 years ago

thank you velly much

Samuel
Samuel
13 years ago

wow, funny but, who submits a personally written note to a blog?

Celia Brown
13 years ago

First time visiting this site and I see this. My name is Celia…kind of bizarre. Just sayin’

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