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Houston, we’ve got a problem with the exhaust pipes !
(not too creative, but a classic, nevertheless….) 😉
Don’t stand in my way, or I’ll kick your manass so hard you’ll be able to see the future and be reloaded !
Let me guess… you were discharged from the service under “Dont Ask Dont Tell”.
Eject-O-Pants (shown here prior to activation).
I don’t see the Engrish-factor here…
The label is accurate, isn’t it? 😉 😉 😉
@jjhitt: They didn’t ask, and he didn’t tell. It was the two ring handlebars that were a tad too much of a hint…
Accompanys the Diarrhoea nicely
*INSTRUCTIONS*
After the discharge, pull both rings to flush.
Next on the shopping list: The Champion Poop Bag ! 😀
but it doubles as an INTAKE!
These pants go well with the “Diarrhoea” T-shirt.
I think we all know what it does…
There’s medicine for that.
Why?! Dear precious baby Buddha WHY?!
Fire in the hole!
Traveling Olestra salesman.
If you think Schneider got a lot of tail because he was the building superintendent, I won’t burst your bubble. But if you’re planning on some hot girl-on-janitor action, you gotta have the keys in order to complete the look.
Flatulent and proud.
Wow, here in America we just say “Pull my finger”
he needs the “fart loading” t shirt to complete the outfit
Discharge is actually a real punk rock band. Placing the name on his butt is what makes it funny, though. 😀
pull my belt hoops…
Hatten down the baches, hoist the anchor, cast-off the mainsails and weigh the Jolly Roger, me hearties. AAARRRGGGGHHHHH.
Solid, liquid or gas?
these pants scream “pants me!”
Do these pants make me look dishonorable?
Anyway, I want to…
(use your imagination).
I really think discharge pants would be a big hit on the engrish.com store if you have a pants supplier. Think about it.
Just wear the “Diarrhoea” T-shirt along with that and when they see you pulling those back handles, no one will ever mess with your excrement!
Well, at least he’s honest.
He walks off a free man after being discharged from discharging a toxic discharge….
Get yo punk ass outta here…I don’t want no stank in my department!
Whoever created the headline for this picture has gone through Army Basic Training I’d bet.
At first I was like, that’s not Engrish; Discharge is a real punk band from Britain, they were big in the punk scene in the early 80’s (they were pretty good, too)
However, this totally classifies as Engrish because the person who did this obviously had no idea as to the meaning of the word.
Had this been taken in Mexico, it would have been REALLY funny.
Boneheaded1 is correct about the punk band. The person wearing the pants is definitely thinking they are punk rock due to all of the other punk rock relted patches. Only difference is, usually, you cover your leather jacket with punk bands’ names and logos… not your pants. I do not find this to be engrish, just a terrible place to put the name of a half decent punk band.
My friend put that patch on her skirt.
Well what do you know, a fart joke that made sense
Unlike the XXXL pants that would say “cute” “juicy” and “princess”on the butt, these pants tell the truth