Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

The ehtire lesson is ohline…

Photo courtesy of Clay Garnett.
Found in Korea.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
14 years ago

Pah! Who’d buy that? Everyone knows Ehglish is a dead language!

Algernon
Algernon
14 years ago

Also available in Living Greman, Franch, Spinich and Itlain

DrLex
DrLex
14 years ago

That book cover is full of typos. It should read: “Livihg Ehglish Lahguage Foreigh.”

Schiggy
Schiggy
14 years ago

Oh, that must be Canada’s nickname for their english, eh?

beechoak
beechoak
14 years ago

Lesson Number One: Let’s start with the cover…

Someone
Someone
14 years ago

And all this time we called it Engrish… Now we now both how it’s really called, and why it’s so popular!

Darbadarba
Darbadarba
14 years ago

Ehglish, eh? Eh bet I knoo what country THAT came from, eh?
*cough* CANADA *cough*

Jellychop
Jellychop
14 years ago

It’s a living language.
Living things mutate.

Eccekio
Eccekio
14 years ago

♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue?
They have wrangled atrangled mangled and abused it♫

kitsune
kitsune
14 years ago

The Ehgs are a birdlike people who live high in the mountains. They have their own language.

Terri
Terri
14 years ago

Today’s disenfranchised youth have developed their own language, based largely on internet memes. When our reporter asked one young man about it, he replied “Eh…”

Pete
Pete
14 years ago

The incredible legible Ehgs.

WW
WW
14 years ago

Ehglish, the language of farmers whose chickens produce Ehgland’s Best ehgs!

Elsys St. Valencia
14 years ago

Ehglish is definitely a foreign language, even for us Engrish speakers!

phoenixx
phoenixx
14 years ago

must have watched to much family guy…

APolaris
APolaris
14 years ago

In case you’d prefer to visit Canada…

Lana
Lana
14 years ago

Oh, please, man! It’s so clear! It’s a compilation of tests “correct the wrong spelling”!

DragonLady
DragonLady
14 years ago

ah so

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
14 years ago

UMMM… Canadian English I suppose eh?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
14 years ago

Finally, the long lost Ehglish is alive again. I love it.

Ro-An De Guzman
Ro-An De Guzman
14 years ago

Who cares about Ehnglish? It’s dead already, I wanna learn Kroaen, Japnaese, Chienes, and Spinach!

Classic Steve
14 years ago

User review: “Goose ehg.”

Tom
Tom
14 years ago

Is Ehglish derived from the old Gherman and Shaxon languages?

Cecily
Cecily
14 years ago

Rule, Britahhia!

Water imp
Water imp
14 years ago

Ohhhh…so THAT’S what Canadians call the English language…

phoenixx
phoenixx
14 years ago

new foreign language..ehgnlish

craigmiller
craigmiller
14 years ago

LOL Canadians. What will they think of next?

Mark Nowitzky
14 years ago

I am the ehg-man.

Jeebers
Jeebers
13 years ago

Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?! My head hurts…

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
12 years ago

I want to go to Ehgland to see Fig Ben, apparently thr Ehglish love breakfast

replicant
replicant
12 years ago

The book proves it we’re the ones who don’t know English, I mean Ehglish.

TheInterlang
TheInterlang
11 years ago

I think Ehgland is somewhere in Canada, no?

TheRockstarr33
TheRockstarr33
10 years ago

Only the best translators are teaching you how to live in the Ehglish language!

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