Sure… wanna see my sweet-tooth?

This is a hard one to keep in good taste.

No, I don’t eat. I take all my nutrients intravenously.

With this eye-blinding design, the question is: “Do you wear?”

Yes, master Yoda.

What t-shirts or candy

♪♫ I want Candy…! ♫♪

Edible T-Shirts

Now available in Strawberry, Cherry, Grape and Jailbait.

Eating is bad manners, but I do like a lick or two.

Jailbait: Very sweet on the initial taste, and a wonderful aroma, but leaves a very bitter aftertaste.

I swear I saw it say “jew eat?”

Do you eat?
Yes.
Candy is poison. Roll dice for damage points.

Yes, but I’m not very hungry right now. Why don’t I take you home and put you in my basement…I mean refrigerator. The refrigerator’s in the basement.

“Hey Little Girl, WANT SOME CANDY”

I can’t eat it if I can’t see it.

Have tongue will travel.

Of course, and thanks for the compliment, but my name’s not Candy.

Candy is too small. I would have Mandy instead.

Nah, my thing is extremely sour candy.

Yeah… I think that this one says exactly what it meant to say.

no i absorb it through osmosis

Why, yes. Yes I do.

“CANDY, MOTHER******, DO YOU EAT IT?!”

Windowless van.. Do you enter?

Why sure I eat, but please don’t call me Candy.