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posted on 21 Jun 2010 in Signs
Photo courtesy of Andre Gagnon.
Sign found outside “Honey Bunch” – a women’s
fashion shop found in Shibuya 109, Tokyo.
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That dress may shine through all eternity, it still makes your butt look fat.
“Ooo, baby! That dress makes my feelings throb!”
Your self-expression is getting curiouser and curiouser…
A Samantha Jones dress indeedy!
“I once knew a hooker named Mini Missoula [who could do the curious self-expression].” — Blues Brothers
A curious lover who can express herself is a joy forever.
Introducing the Lewinski label!
A dress for pulling tricks!
My dress shines feelings and I can do the self-expression, but that doesn’t mean I’m a slut.
Is it really love, or just hormones?
Highly radioactive dresses are the new fashion.
Extenstion cord sold separately.
Miss? Would you mind turning down your dress? It’s blinding me.
Oh, waitress… I’ll wear what she is wearing.
Feel the awesome power of Honey Bunch.
Where did you get those Four Tops?
Well there you have it; Quid, pro, doe
Are there any chance to be make her less shining before eternity to last forever with throbbing!
This is false advertising! Even stars burn out eventually..
prom night? or wedding day?
Non-dear women just don’t throb as well…
Lap dances cost extra.
Hilary Clinton should have been shopping here.
Q: “Whatcha wearin’ ?”
A: “Nuttin’ Honey !”
Where can I get some of those Shiny feelings that throb?!
Doesn’t sound right… Feelings that are throbbed more further, make self-expression more curious? Are you sure this is just a fashion shop, or is there a back-room somewhere 😉
Hey! I gotcher throbbin’ over here!
Who hasn’t passed through that? I mean, you meet this lover “more further” and get your “feeling” throbbing so blatantly that is could as well be shining!…
Deer women? Don’t they realize does can’t read English?
Hmm … “do the self-expression curious” … Fashion by Sappho?
The dresses that can shine feelings are on the rack right behind the one with the “spank the your monky” shirts on it.
The woman who shines for eternity from self service is never lonely.
Oh, that dress can throb more than shiny feelings……………Honey Bunch!
Written by Edgar All In Poet