Favorite of beancounters everywhere

Sadly this is the only can produced as it literally took that long to make one bottle and the company went out of business.

Even weirder is Japan’s “Georgia Coffee” by Coca-Cola.
It has the picture of a Mississippi Riverboat with the two classic smokestacks on it.

Problem is, despite Coca-Cola being headquartered in Atlanta, the State of Georgia does not have a river wide or deep enough for riverboats of that size and type (save, perhaps, “the Hooch” (Chattahoochee) in its lower reaches near the Gulf of Mexico.

43 beans in every cup

I hope it wasn’t dripped one by one from that person’s mouth – from the top of Kilimanjaro.

With 20% more backwash than the other leading brand.

Say hello to Japanese coffee torture! Drip… drip… drip… drip…

And what sort of human drippings go into this coffee, exactly?

100 percent natural human drips used to make this product

Police today announced a breakthrough in the missing persons case of Juan Valdez.

We’ve secretly replaced Sarah’s coffee with Folger’s Instant People Crystals. Let’s see if she notices the difference….

There can be only one…….. (coffee dipper….)

Try our coffee flavoured body shampoo. Your eyes will be wide open for a month.

Blu Soldier’s favorite coffee!

Are the beans freshly stomped?

Ah, the famous Japanese coffeeboarding can…dripped one by one…

Then there’s another famous Japanese brand, Ueshima Coffee Company. More typically known as UCC coffee.

But no matter what, it still spells “Uck”.

“Kilimanjaro Coffee is People…!”

Nothing like forcing a slave to drip coffee beans one by one, to get that extra flavor.

Are talking about before or after you drink it?

Almost as many drips as you’ll find hanging out at your local Starbucks.

This can took one by one by one months to make by one can.

Somebody got their “hito”s mixed up…

(Yeah, I just explained the joke. Sue me.)

SOILENT GREEN IS COFFEE!!!!

For more info, call 111-coffee

I will not buy this coffe – it is dripped.