Cleanliness is next to tastiness!

And there is even a straw to drink the bath.

Now THERE’S a niche I wish I’d thought of: novelty food-like soap! These people are going to make billions! Which is what they’ll have to pay in compensation when a child dies from eating a chocolate-shaped bar or soap.

Tastes like chicken.

Tastes like chicken.

I was wondering what made the bath so enjoyable. Bath toys perhaps

Also available are cleaning items that resemble bodily substances, such as the popular pooh-shaped loufa: ‘who can tell the difference?’, pee-like bath essence, ‘because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t pee in the bath once in a while?’ and mucus toothpaste: ‘cos it all ends up tasting the same in the end!’ Payment is by credit card or money-shaped soap.

I’m sorry, after Dr. Bronner, any other soap product is only mildly strange.

Do you have any high-stimulus soap? I really like to get into my cleanliness…

“Mommy, Mommy! Can I wash my mouth out with soap? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz?”

Don’t say bad words or I’ll put low stimulus dessert look-alikes that taste like soap in your mouth!!!

Letis all eat the Bathingies!

the latest in body shots…

Rubbish. The most enjoyable thing you can have in your bath, is someone of the opposite sex.

Except perhaps….Having them twice.

Watch your language, young man, or I’ll wash your mouth out with….with…OHHHH, NEVER MIND.

I’ve heard of soap cakes, but…

Soap on a rope… or a bun.

How DOES someone come up with this stuff? Too much of the…er…”sleeping grass.”

I am sorry ma’am but I got confused…does that mean I can eat in the bathroom? o_o

@sam: what does it taste like again?

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes like soap!
Waiter: Oh no, it was supposed to be the other way around!

iBathingî… Apple is everywhere these days.

I don’t like the style of the ìQuotesê, they should pay attention to that

Okay, the fragrance and color are from EDIBLE natural materials….and they LOOK like desserts….but I’m NOT supposed to eat them??! What kind of sick sadistic people are you??

It might as well be in Greek for all I can read it.

When icurly quotes,, curl your toes…

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As seen in “Cloud Atlas”.

The fabricants love it! (Until they realize what it’s made of)