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Dangerous methan surrounds
China is so polluted that only a few breathing spots remain.
I can see all the people panting there after being suffocated by the communists.
NO SMORKING!!
Too bad if you’re not a tourist…
Is this a place where tourists may breathe, or a place where it is possible to inhale tourists?
Security! Those tourists outside the designated area appear to be breathing! Stop them! STOP THEM!!!
so wheres the tourist no breathing area?
But! If they are not breathing – they aren’t really tourists.
“Okay, everyone! Hold your breath as we move on to the next exhibit..!”
One of many stops along the “Smells of China” exhibit…
well i believe the phrase “take a breath” got something to do with this.
Aaagh! Who ripped one?!
You can always tell the tourists, hacking and coughing due to lack of oxygen.
The Japanese translation do suck too.
Don’t forget to breathe!
Because the scenery right over there is breathtaking
Anybody who’ve been to China in the past 10 years is saying:
“Yeah, SUUUUUUUURE…”
The largest cities do not have breatheable air.
Even in designated foreign tourist breathing zones.
I devoutly hope that this area is not located anywhere near the toilets.
Brain dead tourists, who cannot walk and breathe at the same time.
Honestly officer, I thought the sign said breeding, not breathing.
Excuse me sir, but what exactly am I breathing?
If you don’t mind, I’d rather not breathe tourists, they get kinda funky after being on the bus for a week or two…
Please do not farting
If only we had one in NYC. Just to keep the tourist from standing in the crosswalks
lets have a moment of silence for those who diddn’t make it this far!!!
Breathing outside of this area is strickly forbidden.
And who’d have thought that everyone else were smokers?