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Overweight, balding, single men ONLY
posted on 15 Nov 2009 in Signs
Met your mom thereā¦ worst day of my life.
Photo courtesy of Katie Delgado.
Found in Japan.
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*sigh* When will Japanese ever learn how to spell “Crabgrass” correctly?
The place to be for porkers
Should spell “Gloss” instead
Crub Gloss. No, doesn’t sound any better,
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Club rule 4: Should you feel ill from excessive drinking, please feel free to remain on the dancefloor. We’ll clean it all up at the end of the night, probabally…
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The first rule is, you do not talk about Club Gross… because nobody else wants to hear about it.
It’s so gross you wanna throw up on the spot.
When you need a dozen dozen.
The watering hole and mating grounds for the ugly folks of the world.
No body odor, no bad teeth, no acne, no service.
For women: no mullet, no unflattering clothes, no unshaven armpits, no service
For men: no mullet/ comb-over, no excessive body hair, no beer gut, no wife-beater, no ass-crack, no service.
No Tobacco Drinking and High-Grade Puking, no service.
Out motto: No muff too tough!
No Fabio impersonators, please. (We’re trying to maintain a certain atmosphere…)
Leave your style at the door…
Would you like a vomit shot?
Bartender! Another round of Assorted Guts, please!
Which will it be? Nose-picking or non-nose-picking section?
They got some really sick music in there… really SICK music.
Where everybody gets nasty.
They may be Gross, but at least they have assorted guts
only the buttugly need apply
What happen at club gross…STAY at club gross!!!!
I can think of 144 reasons why you should go.
I visited this place in Thailand once…
Wow. Calvin sure scored a nice spot for the new Get Rid Of Slimy girlS clubhouse.
We only serve fresh Fried Horse Crap…
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