Tasty beers and free snakes!

What!? No Bears?

Not responsible for injuries. Snake Charmer costs extra.

Ah, you can really taste the venom in these snacks.

something nice to bite you with

Some restaurants seem to invite their guests to participate in pest control…

Delicious snakes are served for free. Just catch them yourself.

Free snakes and sweats. God bress your life and family. Good luck!

This reminds me of another Engrish I found in a book; “complimentary glass wine or bear”. Now you get snakes too! It’s a positive menagerie in here!

Q: Excuse me, do you serve snakes?

A: Sir, we’ll serve ANYBODY!

That’s why I hate snakes, they get everything for free.

Umm…don’t you have any pretzels or peanuts?

Even though they’re free, Its still kind of a rip-off. I usually *charge* people to eat their snakes…

I’ve had it with these monkey lovin’ snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

C’mon Eve, let’s go get a beer!

The venom is just an added promotion of this fabulous deal!

I usually hear that they taste like chicken….

I have had it with these mother****ing snakes in this mother****ing bar!

MMmm! File snakes waterlily bulbs and beer. Good aboriginal bush tucker.

It just slithers down the throat.

Well! They do say, that the only thing that isn’t eaten in China, is the table.

Asnakes head isn’t quite what I expected, when they said you would get a head on your beer.

Nothing special about this. Chinese people eat a lot of snakes and they like to eat the gall raw with wine. The foreign beermaker finally know how to capture the chinese market.

I guess Indiana Jones won’t be coming here anytime soon…

These things are tasty and have a distinct bite to them.

“Or if your child asks for a fish, would you give him a snake?” Well, maybe.

Samuel L. Jackson: “Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing bar!”

So, what’ll be your poison?

You brought a snake!

Nothin’ like a cold beer and bowl full of snakes.

You’ll get free beer, if you can survive the snakes

Waiter: What can I do for you?

Customer: 1 King Cobra smoothie please?

the foot saloon down the road has free toe jam for the crackers

Hey, bartender! What’s with this smoothie? I want my strawberry snake!

Don’t let samuel jackson in.

I’ll let Indiana Jones handle this one.

You’ll also get a free snake for attending the Indiana Jones vs. Samuel L. Jackson bar brawl!

Nice to meet you, Shall we snake hands?

delicious snakes…its one of those “Cool Food” in china?

Perfect! Just what I wanted to eat. Snake.

– And three milk snakes for kids, please.