Skal Water

Skal Water

posted on 5 Jul 2009 in Drinks

By the way, step gingerly in the meadow…

 

Photo courtesy of Eli Loomis.
Found in Kyoto, Japan vending machine. 

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J-Luke
J-Luke
15 years ago

It is so nice to my mind, I start to hear strange sounds coming from the grass…

Algernon
Algernon
15 years ago

Be careful in the cow mooing meadow its full of cow mooing manure.

Samuel
Samuel
15 years ago

My reaction:
“Soft-Drink”… ok
“tender” “nicer”… whatever

WAT?

Yugan
15 years ago

The Greek’s “wine dark sea” has nothing on Japan’s “cow-mooing meadow.” That’s so bad it’s poetic.

forrest
forrest
15 years ago

kind to my stomach, I hope?

Ram
Ram
15 years ago

u liar!!!.. there were only just stinkin lazy buffaloes masticating rotten hay!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
15 years ago

Why do the cows moo?
Answer: They want you to milk them.

Firebert
Firebert
15 years ago

The bottle says it’ll take me to a cow-mooing meadow, but the taste always sends me to a gut-hurling bathroom.

Hotjoe
Hotjoe
15 years ago

That’s a nice meadow…..the meadow behind my house goes Quack……..

Xila
Xila
15 years ago

The only water on the market made with LSD.

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

Mmm, milk-based soda water.

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

Milk-based soft drinks. For your dairy life.

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

It’s a mooing meadow, yet there’s a swan on the bottle.

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
15 years ago

The Yakuza finally find an effective way to smuggle large quantities of LSD into Japan..

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
15 years ago

The cow-mooing meadow.. is that part of the funny farm?

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

…Well, that explains the SMELL…!

Dave Buggert Orf
15 years ago

That swan looks more like a snake exploding into flames. But I don’t care about that. It’s nice in my mind, right now. Pass me another Skal water, would ya?

AnnaRexia
AnnaRexia
15 years ago

Let me take you down, ’cause I’m going to moo-berry fields

Terryl
Terryl
15 years ago

No thank you. I will have to pass on this drink. See, I don’t have a visa to a cow-mooing meadow in Japan.

g.r.
g.r.
15 years ago

Papa-san! Bubba’s milking the bull again!

kringo
kringo
15 years ago

This milk seems a bit too “fresh” for me.

David
David
15 years ago

I was hoping to find the goose-honking meadow, but this will suffice.

Take2
Take2
15 years ago

OK, it’s carbonated milk . . . .but why is there a panty liner on the label?

Grifter
Grifter
15 years ago

From the makers of Skoal, making sure your water is fun, addicting and brown.

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
15 years ago

So CONFUSING!!! is it water,or milk or a soft drink or meadow of cow-mooing!!???

Akana
Akana
15 years ago

I had no idea meadows went moo. Fascinating…Is that something only special Japanese meadows do?

Bryan
Bryan
15 years ago

Wow! It teleports you. Our drink technology is way behind.

Trash
Trash
15 years ago

Please watch step in cow-mooing meadow. Avoid breathe deeply the air of cow-pooing beside you.

chookman
chookman
15 years ago

From the Cutting room floor – “Free pat on the head for every entry to the Milk Meadow”.

Jody
Jody
14 years ago

Like water for milkshakes.
Is it milk, is it water? Who can say?
My advice, not for the lactose-intolerant. You may just find a drop of milk in your water, right when you least expect it.
We have extracted all the minerals, proteins, vitamins and goodness from this milk, leaving behind pure, clear water with just a hint of moo.

name
name
11 years ago

Now with 50% more mooing!

fredly frenson
fredly frenson
11 years ago

Good for your bones, teeth and Skal

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

At least it’s not cow meowing…

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