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Brown rice?
No better way to end a good Chinese meal…
Photo courtesy of Rommeij Delaney.
Photo taken in Jodhpur India.
I believe they meant ‘rice pudding’.
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Snap, Crackle, Poop — Rice Crappies!!
And for the main course – Pooping Duck
Rice Pooping – fresh from the cow-mooing meadow!
Try that poop thing with the restaurant’s favorite banana bustard.
Oh-oh! Shouldn’t have had the “Rice & Saurkraut Special” before eating all those pancakes…!
Adds a new meaning to “just desserts”…
Banana-Honey-Spam and Pancakes…
Pancakes-Banana-Honey and Spam…
Banana-Spam-Honey and Custard…
Custard-Pancakes-Spam and Poop…
“Aw, man! Mice got into the Rice Pudding mix again…!”
It’s better than the Lice Pudding from the Chinese Restaurant across the street.
Rice Pooping. A specialty of the the Woo flun dung
All over you like white on crap
It’s nice to have a little variety after all those pancakes.
Poopeye with extra virgin olive oyl!
How appropriate that it comes last.
This is a dessert best ordered to go.
I’ll NOT have the #2 special.
That’s not chocolate you’re looking at…
Since when are pancakes considered dessert?
That last item makes those banana, mint, and pork pancakes seem palatable.
The more you eat it, the browner it gets.
I would love to have some pancakes… FOR ME TO POOP ON!
1. Sweet corn soup
2. Pineapple pancake
3. Banana custard
4. Rice pooping
5. Repeat as necessary.
“…and coming out in the rear, ‘Rice Pooping’. Those are our items for dessert, sir. What would you like?”
I gotta take a dumpling.
that explains the piece of corn I found in mine.
I would totally order that just to see if they wheeled out a little bowl on wheels with a toilet hanging over it and a guy straining on said toilet…
I’m not eating rice for a week thanks to that lovely visual I just gave myself.
Nothing beats rice pooping after sushi eating!
They seem to catch wild rice at the wrong moment.
Umm…I think I’ll have the pancakes?
If you eat all those pancakes you’ll feel waffle…until you’ve had a good rice pooping.
I wonder where it comes from…
after a meal like that i bet rice isn’t all you’ll be pooping
What’ll it be, pancakes or poop?
That’s not rice…its maggots….
Damn, I always order the wrong thing!!