Skal Water

It is so nice to my mind, I start to hear strange sounds coming from the grass…

Be careful in the cow mooing meadow its full of cow mooing manure.

My reaction:
“Soft-Drink”… ok
“tender” “nicer”… whatever
…
WAT?

The Greek’s “wine dark sea” has nothing on Japan’s “cow-mooing meadow.” That’s so bad it’s poetic.

kind to my stomach, I hope?

u liar!!!.. there were only just stinkin lazy buffaloes masticating rotten hay!!

Why do the cows moo?
Answer: They want you to milk them.

The bottle says it’ll take me to a cow-mooing meadow, but the taste always sends me to a gut-hurling bathroom.

That’s a nice meadow…..the meadow behind my house goes Quack……..

The only water on the market made with LSD.

Mmm, milk-based soda water.

Milk-based soft drinks. For your dairy life.

It’s a mooing meadow, yet there’s a swan on the bottle.

The Yakuza finally find an effective way to smuggle large quantities of LSD into Japan..

The cow-mooing meadow.. is that part of the funny farm?

…Well, that explains the SMELL…!

That swan looks more like a snake exploding into flames. But I don’t care about that. It’s nice in my mind, right now. Pass me another Skal water, would ya?

Let me take you down, ’cause I’m going to moo-berry fields

No thank you. I will have to pass on this drink. See, I don’t have a visa to a cow-mooing meadow in Japan.

Papa-san! Bubba’s milking the bull again!

This milk seems a bit too “fresh” for me.

I was hoping to find the goose-honking meadow, but this will suffice.

OK, it’s carbonated milk . . . .but why is there a panty liner on the label?

From the makers of Skoal, making sure your water is fun, addicting and brown.

So CONFUSING!!! is it water,or milk or a soft drink or meadow of cow-mooing!!???

I had no idea meadows went moo. Fascinating…Is that something only special Japanese meadows do?

Wow! It teleports you. Our drink technology is way behind.

Please watch step in cow-mooing meadow. Avoid breathe deeply the air of cow-pooing beside you.

From the Cutting room floor – “Free pat on the head for every entry to the Milk Meadow”.

Like water for milkshakes.
Is it milk, is it water? Who can say?
My advice, not for the lactose-intolerant. You may just find a drop of milk in your water, right when you least expect it.
We have extracted all the minerals, proteins, vitamins and goodness from this milk, leaving behind pure, clear water with just a hint of moo.

Now with 50% more mooing!

Good for your bones, teeth and Skal

At least it’s not cow meowing…