Relevant Crazy Warning!

Relevant Crazy Warning!

posted on 28 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Eduards Skuts.
From Chinese videogame.

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Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
15 years ago

“From the makers of : Kum Car!”

DieselDragon
15 years ago

When the Epilepsy occurs for customer in China, is immediateley to stop the use and fly to seek medical advice from a doctor in Europe. 🙂

Ageless
Ageless
15 years ago

It was a long journey getting to the end of that.

DieselDragon
15 years ago

When playing the machine of game, is please to sit only at right side of the television. The left is reserved for the guide of relevant crazy warning. 🙂

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
15 years ago

I think I’ve just been driven crazy by reading this warning… It should come with a warning!

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
15 years ago

Birthday party at my house! Its gonna be crazy and relevant y’all!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
15 years ago

Are you sure Al Gore didn’t write this? Seems mighty like his style…

Chuck
Chuck
15 years ago

Sounds more fun than most of the boring and pointless warnings I encounter.

jjhitt
jjhitt
15 years ago

“may cause the crazy to go into action”…. which is what the police refer to as “the incident”.

captionr
captionr
15 years ago

tl;dr – don’t pray this game if you’re crazy. go on a long journey the treatment first.

rowger
rowger
15 years ago

I am developed eye AND muscle crispation after the reading of this relevant. I think I am going into action.

David
David
15 years ago

After reading that, I am want to go on a long journey the sleep.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
15 years ago

This game is driving me crazy. Can i sue the manufacturer?

ben
ben
15 years ago

just reading this is sure to make one lose the conciousness, lose bearing or spasm

gbear
gbear
15 years ago

These are instructions to set the clock on a VCR.

Kitsune
Kitsune
15 years ago

Do not taunt happy fun ball

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
15 years ago

Too much relavent usage will cause an elliptical fit.

Joe
Joe
15 years ago

From the same people who brought you cap & trade.

Take2
Take2
15 years ago

Sorry to hear about the explosion in the print shop.

Xila31
Xila31
15 years ago

Warning: too much gaming may cause craziness. Especially on the left side of the t.v.

Kitty
15 years ago

Muscles… crisping… vision…varying…I must be going crazy…

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
15 years ago

huh?

db
db
15 years ago

Muscle crispation
A long journey the treatment
Lose the consciousness

Tehani
Tehani
15 years ago

I try to read but crazy hurting my eye.

Chis
15 years ago

Children lose the consciousness and take the crazy long journey to the left side of the TV…

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

This is page nine of the manual. I’m surprised the guy managed to get that far.

MGill
MGill
15 years ago

That’s just crazy! But strangely relevant.

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

Who knew placing a video game in a disk drive could be so dangerous? Or confusing for that matter.

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

Uh-Oh, I’m going into action! I must be going relevantly crazy!!

Grifter
Grifter
15 years ago

That’s some crazy eyestrain there!

Tehani
Tehani
15 years ago

This Game Empress definitely needs lighting good room and a 15 minute rest.

Holly
Holly
15 years ago

Whats “crispation”?!?

AlbelNox
AlbelNox
15 years ago

This is relevant to my interests…

g.r.
g.r.
15 years ago

Manual provided by the litigation industry.

g.r.
g.r.
15 years ago

Manual make the eyeballs roll the crazy and harm the video game playing.

Anna
Anna
15 years ago

how come only the Game Empresss is recommended to have a greak after 1 hour operation – perhaps she is the only one who can last a whole hour

Pete
Pete
15 years ago

As I read it the main thing that popped into mind was an image of Jungle Book’s “Baloo the Bear” saying “Crrrr-aazyyyy!”

Lora
Lora
15 years ago

Approximate Engrish Translation: If your video game appears crazy and relevant, do not operate on your TV, as possible electric shock could result in muscle crispness and loss of family members. Instead take your game on a long journey to a doctor, who will let you rest for 10-15 minutes each hour while the game recieves proper lighting from the Game Empress.

Lora
Lora
15 years ago

Game Empress…Wish I’d made that my username. 🙂

Subacria
Subacria
15 years ago

No sooner I had got past the first few sentances, crazy went into action.

MGill
MGill
15 years ago

You’ll go crazy for our TV game! (Note: We are not responsible if you actually go crazy)

littlefuzzykit
littlefuzzykit
15 years ago

If that is the relevant crazy warning, I don’t want to see the irrelevant crazy warning.

Someone
Someone
15 years ago

Warning: do not use game machine if your head hurts. AKA do not use game machine after having read this relevant crazy warning.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
15 years ago

Oh man I’m getting the crazy and relevant condition of WTF.

Blaze
Blaze
15 years ago

Translation just for the halibut:

Warning: This product has been shown to cause seizures. If you have a history of seizures, you shouldn’t use this product. If you experience muscle twitches, loss of concsiousness, convulsions or similar symptoms, please see a doctor right away.

Children should always be supervised when using this product.

To reduce the risk of seizure, sit back from the television screen and take frequent breaks.

How they manage to stretch these things to a full page is beyond me.

John Thompson
John Thompson
15 years ago

If only there were a babelfish engrish – english guide!

Kitsune
Kitsune
15 years ago

A clown is my friend. A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement.

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
15 years ago

I don’t get why this ‘relevant crazy warning’ is so funny.
Isn’t it in every Hummer Owner’s manual?

paulapoo
paulapoo
15 years ago

When crazy goes into action, can I paste at will?

hopedenial
15 years ago

possibly the most awesomely confusing engrish post i have seen. it made my brain hurt.

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