I come from California

I like the maple leafs they put on there. Just in case they get it wrong and it’s actually from Canada.

Seems to be in im-POOR-ted condition, indeed.

Poor Ted has gone nuts…

California, the maple leaf state – Not to be mistaken with Carifornia, where you find NY.

Engrish… Californicated!

They also do a microwave dinner called “English Fish ‘n’ Chips” – Impoorted from the Chelsea Smile of the United Kingdom. 🙂

I come from California, I finish at Uranus.

So let me get this straight: These are amber walnuts that are grown in California, exported from Canada, and impoorted into China…Is that right?

Stop smiling, you look like a nut.

Stolen from the rich, then impoorted.

Cause we all know that the Maple Leaf is the symbol of California

…with Banjo on my knee !

Also try these large apples, impoorted from the New York smile in the United States.

Unlike the Macadamia nuts that come from the Hawaiian frown.

You think those look bad? You should see the ones that come from the Cockney smile from England.

‘Impoorted’, the opposite of ‘enriched’.

The Californian’s come is mighty chunky, no? It is from his nuts.

The Maple from Canadian snows, the Shamrock, Leek, and Rose. What the hell has that to do with amber walnuts.

I come from smiley poor nutty california province of Canada

the irony of “poor” and “california” in the same place at a time like this makes me think the japanese planned the whole thing… crafty bastards!

oops, i mean chinese, in this case…

The pecans are not as forthcoming about their origins. Must be impoorted from a less smiley place.

More proof that the dollar isn’t worth what it used to be.

With a banjo on my knee…

Hmm… do you think there might be some sort of insinuation about the country of origin? Maybe it’s the red, yellow and blue.

I am pleased to meat you, poor Ted. I feel sorry for your retardation.

The bad economy goes nuts!

yes, Im poor ted.

Let me get this straight………..these are nuts……….with come from the Californian smile………………….and you want me to eat this? Is this the Oriental version of Rocky Mountain oysters?

darn.. these californian goods .. they are always impoorted

Looks more like Californada.

it even has the star(s) and stripes only its turned a bit…

poor nuts

Needs more cowbell? Meh. Needs moor nuts!

Made by ‘California’R’US’