Migo is guaranteed to make yugo…

Coffee before, coffee after, coffee coffee coffee

I thank your specially for everything I need, during, loving.

Really? My favourite things in gourmet coffee are coffee during loving too!

Gourmet coffee, our coffe itself… wait… are you saying your gourmet coffee is ersatz and only your coffee itself is coffee?

Spam, spam, bacon, spam and coffee…

Mi-Go, the Java from Yoggoth!

I thought she was great in bed until she spilled hot coffee during loving.

But do they *truly* offer everything I need…Such as a way of clearing my $750 overdraft without having to pay anything? 🙂

Migo Gourmet Coffee – Full of our favourite things!
(Contains amongst other ingredients: Beer, adult videos, unlimited 200mb broadband, a Porsche 911, winning lottery tickets, and a two week cruise in the Bahamas. 😉 )

Migo’s plans to expand into the American market ran into difficulties when it became clear that coffee loving was illegal in at least 42 states. 🙂

Migo coffee – the ultimate anti-depressant

I’ve never seen the word “coffee” used as a verb before, let alone conjugated . . .

Coffee in the morning, coffee in the evening, coffee at supper time…..

Aaaaah! The Migo from Yuggoth!
I didn’t know Korea had Lovecraft-themed cafes.

I love coffee in my coffee! It just isn’t coffee without it!

I wonder if they sell Tea? 🙂

We’ve replaced Migo coffee with Folgers Crystals. Let’s see if anyone notices the coffee in their coffee.

I heard you really like coffee, so I put coffee in your coffee, so that you can be drinking coffee while you’re drinking coffee.

You’re talking a lot but you’re not saying anything

This coffee is best when served on a second date.

I really really REALLY love this coffee!

Mi-go coffee, now with Cthulhu cookies and Shoggoth donuts. Free sanity loss server with every order.

I’ll take the main course of coffee, with coffee on the side, and would like to have coffee to drink. Oh, and coffee as an appetizer to start.

At first this made sense to me, but then I figured out what coffee actually meant and what they were really selling. As George of Seinfeld put it, “‘Coffee’ doesn’t mean coffee! . . . .”

Did we mention coffee?

ahhhh! the sentence never ends!!

This is why I’m a tea drinker.

Mi-Go? Dang it, I thought this was Cthulhu-flavored 🙁

Did someone say something about coffee?

For that authentic Brain Canister experience!

– Coffee mi go, please.

– Coffee to come?