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Rough and Revokable
posted on 26 Jun 2009 in Menus
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Seen on a menu in a coffee house in Kyoto, Japan.
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The Sausage demands your obedience.
To make his point, the chef roughly influenced the sausage, revoked the waffle and iced the coffee for good measure.
Mmm I think I have the Yogurt
If the sausage isn’t rough enough, try our punch.
Much more successful than the Tender Love Sausage.
Buddy, be careful in here. If you’re too much of a bad influence, the waffle will revoke your toast!
Is the waffle revokable with or without the rough sausage?
Looks like somebody already roughly influended the sausage.
“Waitress… I know I ordered the toast, but I’m waffling right now between that and the Engrish muffins. Can I change my order?”
Oh, I see they have Iced Coffee on the menu… must be one of those “Southern” Japan restaurants, ya’ll! 😉
If it stuffs the rough influence sausage into its mouth, substance and a taste will spread to the limit of a mouth.
This restaurant serves tough love.
“The hot dog is good, but what part of the dog did it have?”
Rough sausage? No problem. I’m down to get the friction on!!!
The sausage is so cheap because they charge extra for the fine grit sandpaper on the side.
this restaraunt is popular with the BDSM crowd
Waffle change…but only if the waffle wants to change.
The yogurt looks like soup, the sausage looks like bread, and the waffles look like pizza. Yum.
Isn’t “Selection Menu” a bit redundant?
Oh look! It serves us lemon tea and milk tea! I wonder if they have beer tea…
The Sausage is rough because it was influenced by bad influence sausage
Piglet finally get revenge.
Yes, I did like a waffle change very much, this one here was too near the rough sausage.
Unfortunately for me, I didn’t notice that bit on the menu about waffle change, and paid for my coffee with a Â¥2,000 note…
…Would anybody be interested in thirty-eight Japanese waffles? 🙂
If you use your rough sausage while driving, you’ll get your waffle revoked.
You know how the saying goes… “Aint nothin’ revokable as waffles!”
Please, Miss, I’ll have a rough sausage, and how exactly does the waffle change go?
The sausage is rough and the chicken is rude and unreasonable.
This neighborhood is so bad even the sausages leave a rough influence in you. The softhearted “waffles” are used to being revoked. The toast.
I thought a rough influence sausage was something you got your first day in prison?
Don’t drop the soap!
I was caught eating and I got my toast revoked. I blame the bad influence of the sausage.
From the makers that brought you Rude and Unreasonable Chicken…
The influence of that sausage won’t be nearly as rough as the outfluence.
How will they revoke the waffle when it’s in my tummy?
How can the waffle not revoke with such tough sausage?
Will that be with or without the ill-permitted orange juice?