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Humping water that is frozen makes daddy-bear good feeling.
Making out with an iceberg turns it ito steam. Steam is water that is vaporised.
Gee, I i’d love to see what June world has to offer.
If ice is water that is frozen what is the tire made of?
Little polarbear doesn’t seem to have high regards for daddy…
Love the “right = light”
But the worst bit is the name of the product itself – who/what is April World?
“Daddy, what’s the polar bear doing to that wall of ice?”
“Ask your mother.”
In April World, polar bears are masters of the obvious.
I don’t know if I should call CPS, the ASPCA or General Tire.
I have more fun with a doughnut than with a tire.
You know, they say not to lick a metal pole when it’s cold… sure, the iceberg may feel good NOW…!
And the little bear riding in his daddy’s lap is refering to what?
pic1, Daddy are you all light?
“Yellow is the color of sunrays” -Soul II Soul 1989
“Ice is water that is frozen” -April World 2009
There’s an iceberg, right ahead!
I know… and it feels wonderful!
Polar bears playing in the snow really shows off the range of colors in this pencil set. I await the December World set that has them playing in a snowstorm.
Stupid is a bad idea that has been utilized.
“Daddy, how do you go ice fishing without a pole?”
“Well, I just dig a hole, lay on my stomach and think about Mama Bear.”
…just like L.U.M.P is F.A.R.T that is solid!
Correction: The Polar Bear is having a little TOO MUCH fun with a tire.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
“Daddy, why are you peeing on that ice berg?”
“Where else am I going to pee? I’m a polar bear!”
It’s colder than a witch’s polar bear on a brass iceberg.
Kid Bear seems to think that that’s nice. Perhaps his thinking is cloudy on that one.
I think Tombow Yasuhiko should have somebody explain to him that it’s not proper to make your kids feel so good when they are sitting on your lap.
Papa Bear, you’re not the only one saying “Oh! My God” here.
It is a popular urban legend that the Inuit or Eskimo have an unusually large number of words for snow.* April World seems to have identified 12.
*Scheirlinck, Dominic Peter et al. “Eskimo words for snow.” Wikipedia. 2009. Wikimedia Foundation. Web.3 Jun 2009.
I wonder if the Daddy polar bear is saying “Oh! My God.” because it is hot, or if it is because his kid is a prick.
Looks like Daddy Bear got sunburned “where the sun don’t shine.” And I don’t mean the Arctic.
Nothing cracks me up like watching my old man suffer from heat stroke.
Stating the obvious since… April!
father polarbear told his son to watch him stick his wang in a hole in an iceberg.
Pedophilles have never been so adorable!
My pencil case is a citizen of the world. It does not recognize white or coloured.
In a world where April is king…water that is frozen is referred to as…ICE. (This film is not yet rated.)
It’s the diameter of a TIRE? Those polar bears better not become rapists.
The father bear is obviously worried about global warming.
Coloured pencil is a pencil that coulors
and is a pencil case on where we can put the penciles on the case…Obviously bears ;3
Tires are ring-shaped parts, either pneumatic or solid, that fit around wheels to protect them and enhance their function. They also make polar bear happy. Let’s happy tire world!
This puts a new twist on cubs, bears, and daddies….
I’ll be all light if I can only have these pencils…
Fun with tire!!.. now i see why polar bears are endangered
Polar bears discover a new device against global warming…
All light? Never been better, son!
So let me see if I can follow the story. Papa Bear gets heat stroke, floats away in a tube, and humps an iceberg…
“NO SON, I DO NOT FEEL ALL LIGHT. CALL AN AMBULANCE. I CANNOT FEEL MY OWN LUNGS.”
Daddy’s All Light, Mama’s All Light…
oh so thats what ice is
Engrlish is japanese that is badly translated. Edo world!
Werning: Maey had dihydrogen menoxied involved,.