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I’ll just focus on the happy tomorrow bit…
posted on 4 Jun 2009 in Stationery
Photo courtesy of Tim Robinson.
Coaster found at a 100-yen shop in Japan.
(272 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
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Not really a witty caption, but i just wanted to say: four top notch ‘Engrish Of The Day’s in a row! Will tomorrow bring a fifth…?
Yesterday it expended. Slow slow.
After a few drinks the coaster made perfect sense sense.
dUHHH, by which of course i meant FIVE… pointless bloody caption!
It waste tomorrow in excellent leprosy.
Strong words from and old Jedi Master they are they are!!!
..and either it expands fast fast ,,, or the guy with the Weedeater gets it.
My thinking must have been prevented! I just cannot grasp what they really want to say. Either I have tried hard hard but not hard enough, or i need to brush up my Engrish grammar.
Those darn weeds! They’re everywhere!
Tomorrow, I’m starting with a clean slate.
Happy tommorow comes with fast thinking weeds? I’m thinking pot pot.
[singing] … “Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, Tomorrow! You’re always a day away away…!”
sentient leaves????
Which do you prefer – good grammar or a happy tomorrow?
An aim and a miss… at happiness…
Happiness is like a green vine that quickly wraps itself around and squeezes you to death.
Happiness is left white and sticky!
We aim to please you. Please aim to please us.
Happy tomorrow comes. Comprehension, never.
After it expands fast fast through the leaf (or bush), happiness soon comes, which is the aim of everyone.
Fonzies is back in HAPPY DAY TOMORROW!
misery today, happy tomorrow, doom next week.
When talking coasters at a Japanese bar start to make sense, it’s time to go home.
The leaf fast thinking of tomorrow is not prevented? Time to break out the weedkiller… 🙂
When I’m coming I’m usually aiming at something else than a happy tomorrow.
I’ll just put a happy little bush right over there. See you tomorrow!
Is this a toilet seat lid?
And we find the source for the scripts of both The Ruins and The Happening.
Right in your eye!!!
tomorrow comes happy,tomorrow aims at happy,tomorrow extends the leaf,tomorrow is fast thinking,tomorrow is not prevented,tomorrow is fast fast (or either slow slow – an implicit suggestion).. m only helping
would that be Japan’s 99 cent store?
“Goodbye sad yesterday!”
aims at happiness ………. if it misses ……….. make it expand fast fast to it does not miss it
You’re welcome to come fast again