Tastes so heavenly, you’ll need to repent.

I tried Him with chocolate…it just wasn’t the same.

He Died for your soft serve

I’m more worried about the half a dozen French foie gras… Do they mean there are half a dozen slices on each plate or that they only have half a dozen in stock?

ooh, I am really tempted to make a “vanillahala” joke here…
*must… control…urge*

Tastes heavenly.

But I’m agnostic…what will I eat?

Ray Comfort: “Behold, the atheist’s least favourite dessert!”

Hoo, boy. What else is on the menu, “Allah with Chocolate”? “Buddha with Marzipan?”

you do know that, based on the geographical location of the origins of man, you’re way more likely to find God with Chocolate.

ooh,oooh! so is there the Holy Spirit with chocalate syrup?

And So, on the Sixth Day, Sally had a real orgasm in front of Harry…

From the cutting room floor:

Korean Menu ~ “Dog with vanilla”

Salivation!

Found in ‘Testament at the end of the universe’