Get one today!!

Drug dealers learned subtlety.

I’ll take two, please.

A lot better than having a sad.

All our other Dwarves are sold out.

For those who can’t wait, get an impatient at the cashier.

Must be vanilla flavored.

I got a happy last week. Now I need a penicillin.

And by “happy,” you mean “beer,” right?

All the individual Happy are sold out. We have only the package of four left.

Happiness is getting materialized now.

Its service with a smile!

Hmm, I wonder if this massage parlor gives….

Oh, I guess it does.

Gay is complimentary!

Shirley Jones and Danny Bonaduce are still questioning the wisdom of expanding into Japan.

The pharmaceutical company felt that in dark times, it was better to promote their anti-depressants.

Buy one, get one free!

Hidden behind the bushes: “ending”

Talk to your doctor today about Viagra.

Free with the purchase of a Sneezy and a Doc.

I’m all stocked up on “Happy.” Please let me know when the “Get a Clue” sale is on, as I have a number of gifts I need to get.

No money? That’s alright… the first one is free.

And they said you couldn’t buy happiness..

… you miserable sob!

Happiness – Now in bottles!

money can buy happieness! but only in japan

No, no I don’t need a bag. I’d like that happy in my pants, please.

Does this mean take pills, or get religion?

I tried to get myself an ecstatic, but they were sold out! 🙁

All your happy are belong to us! 🙂

Good advice for anyone working at Virgin Trains… 😉

Used and new…

Be the Merry!!

Hey! This happy is crappy, I want my money back.

Last time I got a happy, peopre stared.

I has a happy… I haz new girlfrnd…

Hurry! Offer ends soon!!

I’ve got a happy right now.

ANGER KEEP OUT

Get a happy!

Do you want that with a side of grumpy, sad, or excited?

get a lost!!

As soon as I sell my sad.

I wonder if “happy” is like “nice day”? They tell us to have one of them every time we check out! Thing is, they never tell you WHERE to get these things! It just makes me sad and frustrated all day long!

I don’t need to get a happy. I steal everyone else’s happies.

I wasn’t happy with my happy.

Only lasts for 2 minutes. See your nearby doctor for details.

Confucius Say: “Without stiffy, is impossibru to get a happy”

Buy a happy, get a birthday for free!

No, I’ll get a rich.