Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of!

Wait wait….. #4 says there will be ON accepting of com bustibles, exquisite, exquisite poison, and radiated items!

So go ahead and bring ’em, it’s for security reasons!!

#2: I’m fine with not installing electrical wire or telephone, as long as I get to set goods on fire and paste at will.

#3: No no…..go ahead and prostitute, wench, gamble, hit the pipe, and spread obscene goods as long as *according to the police* you don’t! Wink, wink!

On a more serious note, what is it about this hotel that attracts so many illegal vices and amateur electricians that they have to go so far as to list them all specifically?

Do not candles alight with unnecessary war. Police called catch in jail. Never heating device for cooking, warming, and love. Do not explode electric to disturb friendly neighbors.
😀

Oh I get it. rpp,faco;otoes.of = “room facilities, if”. That’s not Engrish, that’s bad typing!

Apparently they were so eager to tell people to take such good core of their rooms that they set their right hand one letter off on the keyboard when they wrote that part. 😮

Wow, this hotel attracks great people; murders, gamblers, wenches, and prostitutes. AND I CAN’T EVEN PASTE AT WILL?!?!? I want out of this rpp,faco;otoes.of right now >.<

it looooks lik ethey trytow rite the thingo n ambien….

Ooops . . .my exquisite radiated bustible pasted at will!

So if you bring a gun and ammunition you get your own police force?

OMG, I haven’t laughed this much all week; classic!

Aww, but I love hitting the pipe and spreading obscene goods.

don’t paste at Will??!!!
what did Will do to make us all want to paste him?

Screw this place, I can’t wench oneself or hit the pipe….

AND I WILL DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE TO MY RPP,FACO;OTOES.OF!

Looks like I’ll have to bring my cell phone and leave my nukes, air conditioners (radiated items) and arsenic at home. I’ll bet this hotel has alot of faulty wiring too, so it looks like i’ll be bringing my hand grenade.

@Bob,
See what you get for not allowing the secretary to paste at will!

[Editor’s note] Please fix the sign so that it can be more easily understood by our Engrish-speaking patrons:

Please don’t prostitute oneself, wench, or spread your obscene goods, for there is on[going] accepting of our [dot-]com “bustibles”, who are an exquisite, exquisite poison and who are getting paid by their rack rate.

What good is this place if I can’t show my obscene goods, have radiated items or be a prostitute while installing a ceiling fan?!

The reason I go on holiday to a hotel is so I can paste at will..

As long as it’s exquisite poison.

Paste at will.

6 important lessons for Australian holiday-goers . . .

obscene goods???

Number 3 might be tough to follow, but I’ll try.

“Don’t leave any person”? Had a lot of that going on in this fine establishment, have we?

Suicidals:
Set goods on fire, jump on

I just started working for a japanese company, and here I am chuckling behind my desk, not being able to spread the fun..because I’m the ONLY european among my all japanese collegues..

I ‘d like that cutie at finance to hit my pipe.

“Please adapt to these rules or we’re gonna ripp.ur,FOC’n;toes.off.”

i guess I won’t be eating at their restaurant if I can’t be full mouthed.

The local police will give you guns and ammunition to use while in the hotel? Oh my, aren’t they friendly?

Oh no! I forgot to take care of the rpp,faco;otoes.of!

Wait……..so can we prostitute other people?

good person not going prostitute like these rules, saying unclappable.

Just went to my mountain spring to get some water. Did’nt see any white milky stuff – I guess it has not come yet.

@ CYber9940: Don T leaves any person! Don T prostitutes oneself, wench! Don T hits the bottle, fights, makes trouble! Don T installs electric wire! In other words, Don T is a suicidal alcoholic FRIKIN’ PSYCOTHIC PIMP.

(tilts head) What the? Did Fhqwhgads write this nonsense? (Homestar Runner reference)

(tilts head) What the? Did Fhqwhgads write this nonsense?

yeah wench!! dont prostitute yourself

Wow… the guide book didnt even mention that they had a rpp,faco:otoes.of!

What you get when you combine Engrish with bad typing skills.

Finally – a place where I can paste any time I want. Why can’t courtyard by Marriott be like that?

I’m confused…can I smoke?

I hate it when gambling wenches prostitute themselves!

Sorry, just a noob question : The “Bustible” item has something to do with woman’s bust ? Is some sort of liquid that make the bust grow ?. Thank you.

Sorry, but another noob question: I’m usually use some non exquisite poisons ( in fact those poisons smell and tastes really bad). Can I use those in the hotel??. Thanks.

I have nothing clever to say, just that I think this is my favorite Engrish of all time, between “rpp,faco;otoes.of” and “exquisite, exquisite poison” my face hurts from laughing.

Would YOU trust these people? They don’t even let you hit the pipe! WHY? WHY?

I think I saw Exquisite Poison open for Metallica

“Honey, can you pour me another class of that exquisite poison?”

Darn it! We were going to have our scrapbooking convention here. But not if we can’t paste at will…

Dear guest,
Take the cores off the rpp,faco;otoes.ofs or you’ll pay for any damage to the rpp,faco;otoes.ofs with cores.
Thank you and have a nice stay.

Prostitute oneself – new synonym for ‘masturbate’