Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of!

This place blows. If I can’t be a full-mouthed prostitute after hitting the pipe, then forget it.

Don’t you think point 4 touches the exotics quite heavily, going from urban combustibles to the exquisite, to exquisite poison to radiated items? That’s way better than hitting the pipe or hitting the bottle. 🙂

OK, OK, OK! I sugree. Can I get some sleep now?

All your pipe, gun, and exquisite are belong to the police.

I am totally lost, where am I?

I don’t know about any of you, but when I’m in a hotel room, I have this uncontrollable urge to install an electrical outlet.

The man ager is noth ere. Dissatisfact ion guests can blow the ass istantm anager for quiet reason s.

This is what happens when you paste at will.

I am not going to hit the pipe but I am rattling the bed and banging the walls.

Oh, I think I have some dissatisfaction, alright! Like trying to understand all these rules even when I have NOT been hitting the pipe or the bottle!

My rpp,faco;otoes.of are custom-mangled; I NEVER mangle off the rack.

7. For cleaning reason of maid,don ‘ t hit the wench wife , spray the blood , mangle the parts , or violent mess make.

…but… I can’ tnot prostitute myself AND not hit the bottle! There has to be one!!!!

I think they got to personal when they said: “Don’t prostitute oneself, wench!”

Will I be disqualified by the hotel if I have a full mouth at the hotel restaurant.

“Don’t set goods on fire” does seem like sound advice.

7. There is on rules even.

“Increase person or change person…” I gained weight and had transgender surgery. Guess I’d better transact procedure at the Reception Desk.

Before receiving your key you must pass a series of tests to prove you are not an alcoholic, drug dealing, wench carrying a gun who is trying to sneak in extra people who may plug in extra electronics that could burst into flames and burn the whole place down! That’s what happened the last time there was a fire.

Can’t hit the pipe or the bottle. It’s the no-fun hotel.

Room service? I’d like some exquisite poison, please.

Paste at will, Commander!

I took their valid identification for check in and it’s actually a phony id!!! Now I’m not sure if I still qualify for lodging anywhere. It all started with the cold medicine I gave the Assistant Manager. I couldn ‘ tfind Contac, so I gave him NyQuil instead. Not my fault he fell asleep on the job.

Note: When staying in a hotel in China, be aware: Your neighbors may be glue sniffing, crack smoking, liquor binging, pyromaniac, electrician prostitutes. Even worse, they may be trying to get extra people into their room!

Fine, I’ll just take my obscene goods and radiated items elsewhere!

Oh but i just can’t live without my exquisite, exquisite poison!

Exquisite Poison = The Royal Way To Die.

Don’t spread your goods, wench.

Set goods on fire? I’m in! Where’s my hand grenade??

this book called me a wench! that ‘ s unaccep table!

I don’t necisarily know if i can take good core of my rpp,faco;otoes.of, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t bring my exquisite, exquisite poison.

Don’t install electrical wire and telephone? That’s fine by me…I’m a Plumber! 😉

For check-in; Take ONE valid identification THREE times a day after meals.
Side effects may include increase of the person or change of the person. If in doubt, please transact procedure with your GP. 🙂

Rule three isn’t a good sign…It clearly shows that Ms. Porn doesn’t work in this hotel. 🙁

…But on the other hand, rule two suggests that this place is perfect for Pyromaniacs and fly-posters! 😮

For security reasons, COM bus-tibles have to be accepted by the management? So much for taking my 28.8k serial modem along with me… 😐

I’d always cursed the fact that I can’t afford exquisite poisons, and consequently have to carry common poisons around with me insted. However it looks like I might have a bit of an advantage in this case! 😉

Awww, no wench gambling?!

I’d rather check in at the hotel that had the “Spring has came” sign.

I’d rather check in at the hotel that had the “Spring has came” sign outside of it.

Out of the curiosit y, what is today’s going rack rate?

Psst, check it out, I’ve got some exquisite, exquisite poison for sale, and… wait a minute, did you just call me a wench?

I think i’m just going to hit the pipe with some exquisite poison, paste at will and see what happens…

Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.

Oops, I just broke the rules. Guess I’ll get my lodging qualification canceled.

Management will have to pay the rack rate, they mangled the notice

‘lodging qualification…’
do i have to complete my doctorate prior to lodging?

Sorry,but ,Who is Don ?. Take a look at the things that Don does :

Don Tleaves!
Don Tinstalls!
Don Tprostitutes!
Don Thits!

What a great guy is Don!!!

(Maybe he must take some exquisite,radiated posion and go to faco otoes… sorry, but I envy Don)

I suppose I shouldn’t disclose my pasting at will obsession at check-in, then.

Not a caption, but can this be made into a poster? I’d love to hang it in my apartment at school this year.

I laughed so much I nearly spread obscene goods!

Oh and I so wanted to transfer to another person.