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It’s around here somewhere…
posted on 3 Mar 2009 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Eric Stephens.
Found while on a hike in China.
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Belonging to the man that walks upside-down at the circus!
No wonder they can’t find it. They’re looking for a hand
Many have not lived to tell after facing it.
“-The hand has already been found on this sign”…
“Offer socks to avoid getting mauled.”
carefully guard your behind
It may kick you without warning…
That’s a filed “footage”
Whoever lost it wont be much good in an arse kicking contest.
Chimp foot maybe?
This photo should be accompanied by creepy organ music…
….It may kick you off this cliff.
Can’t help thinking this would be more appropriate in British Columbia or WA state with their recent epidemic of human feet washing up on beaches
Seems like Bigfoot is called Missing Foot in China
Not only is it missing… It’s believed to be armed and dangerous!
that’s a song from the album “footloose”…
I’m not a doctor but i’m 68% sure thats a hand.
So this peak is only 5279 feet tall?
Thing asks for your help in locating his cousin
If you don’t find my foot, there’ll be heel to pay!
If found, please call Babu & Co, at 642 88 88
Cindrella ran tad too frantically!
“Help! I’ve missed my foot!”
“Alright, I’ll lend a hand.”
i know that song–but im pretty sure the hand bone is not connected to the foot bone
“beware of missing foot….don’t worry you will be protected by the hand”
Missing Foot? Is he Big Foot’s long lost cousin or something?
A missing foot?!?? I suppose it just grew legs and walked away!
And also be watch out for missing head, missing arms, and missing hands.
Try explaining THAT urban legend…
If find it, please talk to the hand.
Maybe they should hire a gum shoe to find it.
Please find my foot! Shake a leg!
Wait! Don’t! That’s how I lost it in the first place!
please help Thing from the Addams family find his brother.
Big Foot had an accident!
Gather around, children. Today I’m going to tell you the story of THE DISEMBODIED FOOT!
While you’re at it, maybe you could help me find my other hand…please?
If the foot approaches you, you can subdue it by grabbing its Achilles heel!
LOL….
I believe the problem here lies in the literal translation of å°å¿ƒå¤±è¶³ means watch your step, or literally “be careful of missed step” (be careful of falling).
Hope the below link helps the investigators in China,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding
FOUND!
http://www.doublefine.com/news.php/site/comments/i_love_our_neighborhood/
A message to Paul McCartney…
if your happy and you know it clap your…uh
if your happy and you know it stomp your…mmm
oh forget it—it’s just not the same
After months of investigation, we figured it was a hand instead
Wanted: Dead or Alive!
The missing foot came from a monkey and will slap you silly!
Bigfoot has connections around here…
oh noes! i think i lost my foot.
Big Foot in China:
Lost and Stranded
SAW 6 – Because some things just can’t stay behind closed doors….
“Pffft…. Whatever, Beware of Missing foot, thats so du– AAAAAAAAHHHH”