Heavenly Burgers

Heavenly Burgers

posted on 9 Mar 2004 in Signs

Performing miracles on the grill every day….

Photo courtesy of Sheryls.

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Friedpotatoes
Friedpotatoes
14 years ago

Comes with complementary holy water every Sunday if you order from the dollar menu! Please ask cashier if you would like it turned to wine.

Matt Stinnett
Matt Stinnett
14 years ago

Made with 100% holy cow!

Voards Viewlard
Voards Viewlard
14 years ago

Hmm, I’d like to try some of that “Ten Commandments” meal…

Mike Alstatt
14 years ago

In case your real burger dies…

Hanna Grace
Hanna Grace
14 years ago

The Passion fruit punch is totally heavenly!

eliza williams
eliza williams
14 years ago

OMG, I thought god was to busy to
own a burger restaurant

Mark Kevin Limkinglam
Mark Kevin Limkinglam
14 years ago

David in the sky with hamburgers, follow him down to a bridge by a soda fountain.

Mark Kevin Limkinglam
Mark Kevin Limkinglam
14 years ago

The main branch is located at New Jerusalem.

Ruth Horton
Ruth Horton
14 years ago

Burgers here are divine, because G-O-D is G-O-O-D!

Ruth Horton
Ruth Horton
14 years ago

So this is where the crows got their supplies!

Nick
Nick
14 years ago

now we know what the mona lisa was miling about 🙂

Sorry Kokegrid
Sorry Kokegrid
14 years ago

Even Mc Donald’s can’t stay out of the Culture War…

JTS
JTS
14 years ago

God Burger: Where the morbidly obese go after death.

bullta
bullta
14 years ago

Where salvation meets salivation

Mac
Mac
14 years ago

Everytime I ask for my change, they tell me change must come from within.

Chakravarthy
Chakravarthy
14 years ago

Where your change will change you.

Chakravarthy
Chakravarthy
14 years ago

The Original Burger King!. Have It His Way

Ben
Ben
14 years ago

I’ll be damned if it isn’t delicious!

rob
rob
14 years ago

sorry about the dyslexia….

Joe
Joe
14 years ago

Old Testament:
Get 2 for the price of one on Fridays. Closed Saturdays.
—-
Wouldn’t it be funny to see a sign: “Now Hiring Managers”?

Anony1200
Anony1200
14 years ago

Have you seen their 1-for-500 fish sandwich special?

Xweetara
Xweetara
14 years ago

For the carnivores who had been good in life, or the sinful vegans…

The ZenMaster
The ZenMaster
14 years ago

Mom, Dad, can I have my Bar Mitzvah party HERE??

Squidds
Squidds
14 years ago

Well now we have proof that Jesus Christ didn’t rise from the dead…I think we got to him first.

Marc
Marc
14 years ago

Unfortunately his suppliers went under. He only bought 3 patties and 5 buns and has been serving the crowds ever since.

Jeff
Jeff
14 years ago

Great burgers!

kog man
14 years ago

juke box- ‘song of solomon’

BennyB
BennyB
14 years ago

“Medium-well done, good and faithful servant!”

QUBIQ
QUBIQ
14 years ago

WWJD: Where Would Jesus Dine?

OPKUTech
OPKUTech
14 years ago

Earilier this week I found Jesus…he works at Taco Bell.

Steve
Steve
14 years ago

* Notice *
Does not apply to Hindus!

Spencer
Spencer
14 years ago

Welcome to God Burger, home of the God Burger, can I take your order?

Japanese
Japanese
14 years ago

I grew up in the neighborhood of this restaurant. The name of the restaurant is from the owner’s name. His family name is Kamikawa. “Kami” is in the same kanji character as the kanji for God. It’s run for more than 30 years.

There used to be a bakery on the same block where the restaurant is located. The name of the bakery was “Kamikawa bakery”. The owner’s father ran the bakery, and was supplying buns to son’s restaurant.

Tobias
13 years ago

I love God Burger. It was around the corner from my house, I used to eat there once a fortnight. Translated their menu for them (corrected some of the Engrish I’m afraid).

Tobi
Tobi
12 years ago

I bought this T-Shirt, then wore it to God Burger in Hiroshima when I went back to visit recently. The staff thanked me for wearing the shirt, and I asked if I had made it myself (in homage to their Burger God perhaps??). I had a Royal God Burger, which was mighty fine indeed. I was proud to support such a regal and holy establishment.

Me
Me
9 years ago

So, can I safely assume they serve psalm frites?

ray
ray
8 years ago

The sign painter was dislexic , it should read ” DOG burgers “

ZombieNomber8741n5's translator
ZombieNomber8741n5's translator
8 years ago

Try our holy trinity (johatdogs, jesuses juicy jalapeño poppers, and the holy sprite) and we guarantee that you will continue eating here until you get a Buddha, than the cook will send you to hell.

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