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behind the sign you idiot–where are you going?
Don’t step on me!
Oh there you are!
Why? Where are you going.
I’m dangerous…
Listen! It sounds like the desperate pleas of a missing foot…!
Whoville’s last resort…
I’m invisible when I sit and meditate.
Good manners are important, even in a minefield.
Picture taken from the set of “Honey: I shrunk the Shaolin monks!”
Don’t step on the grass or the grass will talk to you.
At least we know where your foot can be found now!
Yeah right, like I’d crash my car into the only object (the sign) seen in miles
*1 minute later*
*calls* “Could you pick me up? I had an accident”
After Timmy was swallowed whole by the well hidden grass monster, the park officials decided a sign would prevent further law suits.
If that’s an epitaph, I doesn’t care!
So, THAT’s where the Whos ended up…
ASL
Attention Starved Lawn
Is there a ghost talking to the strangers among the grass?
If so, I have to meet him/her.
On the reverse side: “Out to lunch. please be careful anyway!”
Hidden behind the sign: Ann Coulter
Ouch! I said to be careful, Grasshole!
Tombstone for grass lovers and environmentalists
arent we all where we say we are.
Hey sysop – whatever it is that keeps resetting all the votes — can it happen less?
Crouching Thai-girl, Hidden Engrish…
Either there is someone invisible there or someone buried a corpse XD
I was here and you were not;
Now you are here and I am not.
a man’s attempting a houdini stunt
Hey Maw!!!
Those daggum graysshoppers done been at it again….
It seems Carmen Sandiego didn’t pick the best hiding spot this time…
I want this sign for my tombstone…
Hi!
Yes you are.
Thank you, I will.
Notice of the molemen kingdom.
Dont’cha just love Japanese tombstones?
Grandma? How……….what the…………..?
I think this is a typical signnature..
Whoa! Talking Grass!
Not the best hiding place, Waldo…
You must be paying more attention to the Nature!!
Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?
Woa i would be very scared if i saw this, i’d be needing my tena thats for sure!!
sir please do not pee on me thank you
Love,
-The Grass.
Hellllooooooo! Could I BE any sassier?
Sign must be so lonely if he has to remind people of his existence…
– Is this mine field?
– No! It’s mine!