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Aloohol & Meat
posted on 6 Mar 2009 in Chinglish
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Found in Big Buddha, China.
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My mother wrote that sign.
Thing would be a lot better around here if people would just lay off the aloohol
Aloohol and baby oologne is out of the question. Did i got that oorect?
No tobaooo, either!
Please obey these rules and oooperate!
If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any aloohol!
I guess that the beer-battered fish fry is way out of the question.
PS: someone – lmfao!
Aloha! Gangsters are welcome
And no jokes about “The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten.”
I dare you to find a better steak than one soaked in rum and cooked over mesquite wood. I know I’ll never go to this park if I can’t have my rum-soaked porterhouse.
i better go then i just cycled my ass to the abc store and the butcher’s–well fine!!
Don’t drink and make signs.
Hi, my name is Tim and I’m an alooholic.
they didn’t rule out chicken and tequila, Fiesta anyone?
Damn!
dang, i was looking forward to eating meat and getting drunk at the park today
a rehab’s a block away
But fruit or vegetables plus aloohol is fine.
do the vehicles jump out at you or something?
or are they playing hide and seek with the cyclings?
A sign of the dangers of aloohol aboose…
Don’t even think of cooking Tipsy Chicken in here, Paula Deen!
at least i can still have ooffee
How about aloohol and fish ?
“Aloo? Are you there?”
Beware of vehicles; they are attract by scent of aloohol. Bikes most hurtingful vehicle kind.
AMA – Aloohol & Meat Anonymooos
No eex either! This is the straight edge theme park.
Well, BYOB is out of the question…
Put the meat in refrigeration.
Really, please oooperate with us.
I think they wrote this sign while drinking aloohol.
Oh my… now what am I going to do with all this meat and ahoohol?
Are the vehicles waiting in the trees to pounce on you? O_o
aloohol leads to body-to-meat massage!
your father was a beer bottle and you mother was a bicycle
No alcohol OR meat? Screw this honey, we’re leaving. Those are like my 2 favorite things in the world.
Don’t Meat Driver