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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
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Kiss me you hool!
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Photo courtesy of Nick Weber.
Found in Pusan, South Korea.
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Is that a “heart” in your pocket?
What engrish.com members wear when they watch Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
What happens if I hold you soft?
How hoo I wuv hee? Ret he hount the rays…
Is that your heart in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Watch it, he “comes” hard!
I take it no-one’s used the “Heart-On” pun yet, or is that way too obvious here?
Trust me, if you hold me strongly, it won’t be my HEART that hecomes hard…
So many caption ideas … and so few that are appropriate for non-adult engrish 🙂
Someone’s a little too much of a Gene Simmons fan.
Yeah, if you hold someone so strongly that it hurts that person, and you don’t let go, it means you have a heart of stone indeed (or are developing one)
Cause XOXOXO was to hard to write right?
I been searchin for a heart of gold…
love you also am! Kisses me!
its not my heart that is getting hard!
Who needs Viagra when I have You Kiss?
Come on now…I don’t think we’re really talking about your heart now are we?
You Kiss Heart Hardening Enhancement: Now available in stores near you! (Warning, this product is not approved by the FDA.)
So my… uh, HEART becomes hard.
Finally, a t-shirt that understands us guys!
Heart attack I have, so much hard under my crotch goes trhobbing.
Followed by the t-shirt: “I married You Intercourse”
So… let me get this straight. Hugs and kisses leads to heart hardening?
Ban Valentine’s day! It’s going to kill us all!
That shirt gives me a heart on.
Press so hard that intestines also come out!
(Engrish, I can’t fake it!)
I want one. Where must one insert money for such item to have the fun of times?
Hugging and kissing cause heart attacks?! I knew that there was a price to pay!
T-shirt by Mahir.
I kiss you hard on!
Please consult a doctor if your heart hecomes hard for more than four hours…
Me love you kiss me love you long time
well, I was going to write, “It’s not just your heart that becomes hard,” but that clearly isn’t original.
Hold towel low to being clean stains of blood cells.
This just in! Hugging raises cholesterol!
Uniform of the kiss army.
Oh, so THAT’S what they’re calling it these days…
… So that ‘b’ hecomes ‘h’
But when shecomes?