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and they say not to live in the past
Those brave souls. Why isn’t there a memorial?
It only sounds sad until you realize they were dead in the PAST. They’re much better now.
I’m pretty sure they still are.
In the future, even more.
Teaser poster for Terminator 4.
Thanks for the warning… oh, and the defective safety net, too.
denger!? oh noes!!
Warnning, you’ll die in the future
Well, that’s what they get for overing the net and the “rooe”
In the present they revived
Then they invented life…
So you put a fence up NOW?!
Living is the leading cause of death.
In presnt, no many people dead.
Hind sight is always 20/20
So then are they alive now?
In the past, many people were dead. But after the Denger Avalanche…
Do I hear a chainsaw?
Denger, Will Robinson, denger!!!!
Many people in the PAST were dead? What about now- Hey, Do I hear Elvis?
In the past, many were dead. In the future, many more will be.
So, if people are only dead in the past, does that mean anyone alive in the present is now immortal? Or are they only not immortal if they stand under the Denger Avalanche?
Oh, avalanches ahead! Good thing we got this big sturdy pool net to protect us.
The 1st and last avalanche to be named after Denger the world famous avalanche advocate.
That net is almost beggin me to over it. It’s like I am playing tennis with Denger Avalanche. That’s it. I’m over.
DENGER! In the future, many people will dead. Do not over the net and rope. Please under the net and rope.
They WERE dead in the past, but in the present, they’re reanimated corpses. No telling what their future holds, though!
Caution! People die!
Actually, by “the past” they mean over 500 years ago. Anyone born then would be dead by now!
In the past many people were dead… but now they are back…
ZOMBIE ALERT!!!
Thank you, Sweeney Todd…
I was dead. Now I can live.
WARNING: EXPREMAY DENGERLUS!
Well, yeah. In the past, many people were dead. That’s why we have EMERGENCY EXIST.
Thank God for the net and the rope. Without them, we could be… even deader!