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Crucified on a kite, flying in the sky, how happy I Am.
I have happier day, coz I am Mr. Frog, are you happy now, Mr. Fly?
… and I am tie on kite
I am not a boy, I am a FLY!!!
Beagle adoption fee: $45
One sturdy kite: $15
Roll of duct tape: $5
Raining down dog crap on your noisy neighbor’s pool party: Priceless.
You are Jeff Goldblum and I claim my ten pounds.
… for a white guy.
How do you do; I am bug…
Pretty fly for a kite guy…
and I am the fly swatter!!!!
(Seriously, can’t beat “pretty fly for a kite guy.” Vote him up folks.)
Something tells me that kid goes through a lot of pets…but at least he’s happy!
Oh, where, oh, where has my little dog gone?
This is what happens when you teach children about Benjamin Franklin…
At least it keeps the dog from peeing on the carpet.
Yo dawg, I be fly with my kite on my bike, you dig?
how exactly does that kite fly when there is no paper around the dog?
I am fly. Straight pimpin’ yo.
Remember kids, don’t try this at home.
Bow wow, high abow!!
Frog in every pond
I am Tadpole
R Kelly is gonna sue…
Smoke much?
the fun part is when the string detach!
yo that’s a fly dog…
happy every day? that’s asking too much
Happy every day = Coffee!!!
Flies do fly don’t they? But you’re quite big and hairy…
A bad day for Underdog…
I doubt your dog thinks you very “fly” right about now
crucified dog…. no subliminal messages here!
but I hate coming back down …
Fly I am.
Would you like green eggs and spam?
SUPAH fly!
Don’t you ever get stuck in the sky…. when you fly….
the dog is the fly and what’s next? the fly is the dog leashed and being walked in the park
BALLIN’!
well if you get to be “high” as a kite i bet you would be happy every day—except you may also be broke
I TOLD you the teleporter wasn’t ready yet!!
crick ! phone the PETAS !
you did it men!
you’ve smoked and flew!
now see you in afterlife..
Feels good to be a gangsta
Watch out! You are running out of line!
why you flyin’ that dawg, cracka!
Experimenting with my telepods
I am fly
Maybe French flies this way