Dear label

Dear label

posted on 11 Jan 2009 in Containers

 

Photo courtesy of Dawn Stiers.
Bento (lunch) box found at Japanese supermarket.

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Spoony
Spoony
15 years ago

Dear Lunch,

Thank your the communicate we’re the pastime. It is passionate also.

You friend,

Label

Algernon
Algernon
15 years ago

Why lunch when you can breakfast and dinner

dangevin
15 years ago

It’s pen pals with my George Foreman.

dangevin
15 years ago

Dial-a-Meat, your lunch communication provider, cares about the clarity of your midday meal transmission. If you are experiencing technical difficulty with your sandwich, please try adjusting your salami and/or reapplying the mustard and the mayo. Our hotline is available for support, as is our coldcutline for party orders. We realize that you have a choice in lunch communication providers, and appreciate your choosing Dial-a-Meat.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
15 years ago

Who knew lunch was a pastime. To think we’ve been doing it since the begining. Thats just a amazing.

kapow
kapow
15 years ago

Thats what i’ve been trying to tell you! This lunchbox started talking and it made me do stuff i aint really proud of.

luinfalathiel
luinfalathiel
15 years ago

I’m all for better communication, but with my lunch?

Sarcastik
Sarcastik
15 years ago

Yeah, love to talk more, too bad lunch break is only an hour long.

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

… but please don’t talk with your mouth full!

gbear
gbear
15 years ago

Must be Richard SImmon’s lunch box.

Molly
Molly
15 years ago

… and yet my favorite hobby is dinner.

Molly
Molly
15 years ago

Dear panel, maybe it is your exiration date, maybe it’s your sourdough… I don’t know but I can’t feel the passion anymore.. I feel we’re not communicating as we did before… I’m dumping you.

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

I awoke to find my Label trying to persuade my sandwich and my mayo to talk to each other. It said that it was his good pastime.

munchy365
15 years ago

Lunch communication:

“Don’t eat meeeee!”

Rice1
15 years ago

Sincerely,

Bento Box

Puki
Puki
15 years ago

communication specially tailored for lunch. it’s a novelty!

Puki
Puki
15 years ago

Molly, instead of ‘dumping you’, ‘dumpling you’ suits it better…

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

Lunch communication. Burrrp. Barf!

David
David
15 years ago

Label brings you happy with lunch!

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
15 years ago

Looks like John’s had a name change…

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
15 years ago

I can’t afford Dear Label – do you have any Cheap Label?
– End communication.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
15 years ago

lunch is a pastime??!? I always thought that it was a class in school!!

Josh
Josh
15 years ago

So good I don’t think I could live without it, my sweet label!

Josh
Josh
15 years ago

My dearest label,

I cant go on like this. I hope you understand. I will always remember the lunches. Goodbye,

Jane

Stephan
15 years ago

The all american pastime; lunch

ida
ida
15 years ago

Didn’t your mama teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

Pyth007
Pyth007
15 years ago

Dear Diary,
I hope you’re not upset, but I just saw the most beautiful label I’ve ever seen. And, well, we made passionate “communications” over lunch. Maybe you could just be my bad day pastime instead?
Pyth

Ingreesh
Ingreesh
15 years ago

Dear lunchbox,
I don’t mix business and pleasure

Ethd
Ethd
15 years ago

Dare label:
If it the concerning you, I met you now just. I am passionate about lunching, but not about conversation. Apologize.
Love,
Ethd

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

dear label
i don’t think i like you anymore….
you used to make me food now all you do is sit on the floor
dear label i don’t think i like you anymore

Kara
Kara
14 years ago

Yea…. I am passonate about lunch too….

Dylan
Dylan
14 years ago

I had one of these when I lived in Japan!
I was very passionate about it 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I want to meat her in privacy.

Myself
7 years ago

What band engages in casual conversation with its label? Usually, the label says “Get it released by Christmas and it needs to be shorter than this!” and the band says “Is this good enough, Master?” I’ve never heard of an artist eating lunch with a representative from the label, unless it is to drop threats.

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