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Or you could use the door on the right…
posted on 8 Oct 2008 in Signs
Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an ’emergency’…
Photo courtesy of ‘elfpoo’.
Found in Okayama, Japan.
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must get crazy during fire drills
how fat are we getting???
Run, take a deep breathe, run, and pray that it’s not concrete.
do i have to say “Oh yea!” after i brake the wall down?
Great then I’ll bring my sledgehammer!
If the wall starts coming at you, Indiana Jones-style.
No, not brake, give it gas!
Yah… This sign realy undermines the point of having a secret escape passage in the first place.
OR
“HULK ESCAPE!!!!”
We’ll have to use the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.
To Hand Grenade ——->
…Blast!! this is a fire extinguisher not a hand grenade! Of all the horrible times…
KoolAid Man says, “Oh Yeaaaah!”
Chuck Norris could do it with his hands tied behind his back….Oh yeah he’s that NINJA!!!!
this emergency is only applicable to Kool Aid Man and The Incredible Hulk
damn where did i put that panic gum from earlier
This is where the hand grenade from ,https://engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/, will come in handy.
Hear that, Kramer? Just smash through!
CAUTION! wall tends to move spontaneously!
but please define ’emergency’ first
Yeah I’d like to but theres a huge SIGN in the way…
I need a sign to know this? why do you think I am never without my trusty can of spinich?
So if I can’t break the wall, I have to jump through one of the three-inch thick bullet-proof windows instead?
I bet this wall was used in a lot of hulk movies.
the best emergency sign ive seen yet.
They make you work to save yourself
Fight the wall or die
B.Y.O. Door.
The translation from japanese to english is right in this one.
In Japan there are breakable walls in public places such as airports or train stations. In case of emergency, if you are way far from an emergency exit, you can find those walls and break your way to safety.
It is quite funny in the U.S because there are far less people than in Japan, so there is no need for instant emergency exits.
I bet theres a brick wall about 4 feet behind that wall..
Preferrably, with your skull.
The only emergency in China is Godzilla anyway, so it goes without saying . . .
The guy who comes in to re-plaster the wall makes a fortune.
In case of Feng Shui emergency, break wall to open up the space, and help flow into next room.
Sign in Chinese community prison.
So don’t forget to always bring Superman in your pocket…
i’ve seen kung fu movies and i can confirm this happens regularly.
Too bad it’s on the 4th floor….
And thank you for visiting Chuck Norris’ house!
they should have “incase of not haveing superstrength, break glass” thing
“Oh yeahhhh..”
@ Josh,
Godzilla is the monster that keeps attacking Tokyo, Japan. just thought i’d clear that up.
You can’t stop the wall.
survival of the fittest
This wall is made very soft, so you can break this wall pretty easily.
If we cannot break this wall, it is a time for KARATE.
“!eat out of wall, made of marshmelow
make emergency happy and llumy?”
Brembo would be a good choice.
Can break your head first?
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!!
…It was worth a try.
“For your inconvenience, please break wall before proceeding with escape. For questions or concerns, please use nearest phone to call help line.”
Okay, we broke the wall…… to bad we are on the 20th floor!!!
or
but these brakes squeek!
Watch out for that…WALL
Ah, good thing I have my HAND GRENADE!
https://engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/